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@annewithaneincorrectquotes
Anne: This morning, I found a lottery ticket on the ground outside my apartment, I scratched it off, and I won $18,000!
Cole: Wow!
Gilbert: That's amazing!
Diana: Better luck next time.
[everyone stares]
Diana: Yes, sorry, from context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.
Gilbert: this is my girlfriend, Anne, and this is Anneâs girlfriend, Diana, and this is Dianaâs boyfriend, Jerry
Anne: I'm sorry about this, Diana. I got you in trouble and I feel a little responsible.
Diana: Oh, no, it's not your fault.
Anne: Yeah, you're right, it isn't. And no take-backs.
Anne, to her daughter:Â Let me pass along the wisdom I got when I was your age
Matron, in a flashback:Â Anne, youâre loud as a hyena and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!
Anne:Â Lousy traumatic childhood!
Nate: *to Anne*Â Iâm sorry, I canât divulge any information about my secret, illegal scheming.
Nate: âŚOh crap. I shouldnât have said I was scheming.
Nate:Â Oh crap, I shouldnât have said it was secret!
Nate: Oh crap! I certainly shouldnât have said it was illegal!
Anne: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Gilbert: You wanna date me so bad it makes you look stupid
Gilbert: come at me!
Anne: *picks up slate*
Gilbert: shit wait never mind
Anne: People always ask me âis your name Anne or Ann?â I always tell them the same thing.
Anne: How dare you speak to me.
Anne:Â Donât do anything stupid until I get back.
Diana:Â How can I? Youâre taking all the stupid with you.
Diana: Talk to Gilbert. That's what friends do.
Anne: Nope. I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
Diana: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Anne: That's my plan for dealing with everything.
[The Cuthberts adopt Anne]
Marilia: Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am.
Rachel: Marilia, why are you doing this? You hate people in your space.
Marilia: Nonsense, I'm an easy-going chap.
Rachel: Okay, I once saw you use a ruler to measure a another ruler.
Marilia: It was off by half a centimetre, it never should have been in circulation.
Billy: So what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Anne does? What if she jumps off a cliff?
Gilbert: If Anne were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Anne jumping off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Billy: You jump off a cliff.
Gilbert: Gladly. Provided Anne did first.
Marilia: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Anne: Okay, but in my defence, Gilbert bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Marilia: That's not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo?
Marilia: No offence, Anne, but you could turn a Sunday picnic into an international incident.
Diana: Aren't you scared?
Anne: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.
Billy: A man just needs to feel like a man
Anne: Well I'm not stopping you.