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You've been hit by; You've been struck by A Smooth Criminal. @annieandthemotions

[units214]

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[mylifeasaserver]

[oriax]

when your d&d party is getting too complacent running around the dungeons

[valtsv]

where are my museum gift shop memes

[valtsv]

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

[r4cs0]

[momir]

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[polkadotmotmot]

Sherry Rusinack - Pee, 2020

[adelphicoracle]

Made me smile

[mostlycatsmostly]

The thrilling sequel

Sherry Rusinack - Poop, 2020

[theres-something-complicated]

[johnemulaney]

[bob-belcher]

[thepoisonroom]

this is my only good tweet

[sheofthetea]

#fuck.#you've been talking to my therapist havent you @hatsoff-forgandalf​ 

This is so relatable and funny and I can’t react to either emotion because I’m in a middle of lecture.

[wholesome90stv]

X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

[bossymarmalade]

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[refurbthecat]

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

[dajo42]

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

[dajo42]

“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”

[brotticelli]

i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad

[valtsv]

lgbt person: hey check out this disgusting shirt i bought it's so ugly

every other lgbt person:

[valtsv]

[inaminadikaaa]

[firekill1015]

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit