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[[Currently into LOTR, HOND]] sideblog: @agnesz-3

[weirdagnes]

you know what i realized. Clopin might actually be The One who shifted my tastes in fictional men. Like, the beginning point of my preference in middle aged men. The Blueprint himself…

He’s got a big nose, facial hair, long hair, chipped tooth, underbite, muffin top. Hm.

And then the gloves, the earring and the hat and the purples. Hmm. And the way he’s confident and charming, got a fantastic voice, agile and flexible.

He’s the untouchable narrator but also the master of ceremony but also at some point almost became the executioner of the protagonists. My guy has THE most songs in the soundtrack and he’s a supporting character (Phoebus has ZERO😭 but yay the musical fixed that (i love u Rest and Recreation))

HE’S GOT A SCYTHE IN THE BOOK. What could be hotter than that. I remember now why I even read the book in the first place, it is, deadass, because I heard Clopin had a scythe in the book💀

He was my version of Onceler in a way. My first tumblr sexyman…. And like, 9 years later I’m still into him😭🤦‍♂️

[weirdagnes]

brrr happy pride to this least obvious bisexual ever (they deadass gave him a bi palette)

some other sketches bc i missed drawing this goof

[dagordagorath]

[umbrellamedic]

Shout out to redrawing this for Pride, Spectre edition.

[weirdagnes]

okay im aware there are some songs not included in the official recording BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ABSOLUTE BANGING ESMERALDA X TOP OF THE WORLD REPRISE DID NOT MAKE IT IN THE OFFICIAL RECORDING???

IM TWEAKING IM SHAKING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA. THE 2 MOTIFS MASHED UP SO WELL TOGETHER

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[mercury-mage]

It's them. The useless cunt gargoyles.

[balrogballs]

What’s your core memory of watching the Lord of the Rings films for the first time because I will never forget how my extremely South Asian dad — during the emotionally climatic scene where Arwen is riding to the Havens and sees a vision of her son — paused, pointed, and said “Mashallah, Sister Arwen has accepted the hijab, alhamdulillah, praise be to god” and giggled for a good five minutes 😭

last time i shared this in a uni tolkien club someone called him a misogynistic fundamentalist because irl tolkien clubs are fucking deranged so please let me clarify that he was, in fact, joking.

[weirdagnes]

I really do not want to be that guy- but I'm concerned, so I'm going to be that guy. Have you considered calling someone? You might be having hallucinations.

You've mentioned in the past you have been going through a considerable amount of stress. Your experience sounds identical to when I'm having a stress-induced episode.

Regardless of what you believe in; if you are seeing and hearing things you need to seek a medical professional and rule out that possibility before considering your experience to be paranormal. Please stay safe and take care of yourself.

I went fine this evening, I guess I was just anxious yesterday. This doesn’t happen frequently so I should be fine I think, but thank you for your concern, I’ll keep it in mind

[weirdagnes]

There was some bad vibes last night. I felt like I was being watched. Maybe it was because of coffee too but I was so paranoid over my back. Didn’t help that my own brain is scaring me with urban legends and horror short stories I’ve read.

I swear I felt someone loom over my right while I was working. I flinched at the movement and realized there was no one, and why would there be anyone anyway, everyone at the house is asleep.

Sometimes I hear thumping against the door behind me but I ignore that one bc it might be my cats playing and hitting themselves against the door. I still locked it though.

The bedroom door to my left is always left open bc it gets hot in that room, but the shit I see in the corner of my eye from that room is creatively nightmareish. Doesn’t help that I recently had a sleep paralysis there (which I wanna draw some time)

I felt like i was in an FNAF simulation the whole night bro

[effervescent-fool]

tumblr mutuals will truly be obsessed with anyone. there is a guy out there with 1 fan worldwide and that fan is your tumblr mutual

[a-todd-illustration]

Can you tell I've felt inspired?

[ayashitetsuko]

Headcanon:

Faramir is the only person in the entire Middle Earth who can eat Eowyn’s cooking

Like. He doesn’t just survive it.

He enjoys it.

(Mostly because he’s used to shitty food as a ranger but let’s call it love)

[weirdagnes]

only Dionysos could make ukulele over an industrial beat sound sick asf

[weirdagnes]

it pisses me off in IG when there’s couple photoshoots and people go “omg the yearning!!” and the photos are. them being all over each other. Hugging, staring, cuddling.

THAT IS NOT YEARNING.

Yearning is when you don’t even get to touch, you don’t get to see, you want but can’t have or will never know if you can ever have. Yearning is distance and waiting, often unrequited. Yearning is LOSS. These are regular mutually romantic couple photoshoots my guy

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[cellarspirit]

i love giving up and getting worse