As Yet Untitled

She/her. Bi. Lover of SFF. Hyperfixates on media and fandom, but this is just random fandom and things that amuse me. (Shameless thoughts over at gallavich-annise) Writer of non-fanfic SF which I hope to one day publish. Married with children. Chronically sleep-deprived.

[annisefreya]

I have posted my first fic to AO3, and my first at all in many many years.

I'm probably not the only person in the world who's been obsessed with both The Locked Tomb and Shameless, but as far as I can find it's the only crossover and I'm absolutely not surprised.

So enjoy the product of my brain worms:

I Want The Gun Back, Harrow

Harrow has stolen something. The girl who works at the neighbourhood convenience store wants it back.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[sashayed]

like, no offense to other people, but the people who read this blog are the best people on the planet. 

[fiberistanora]

I mean this is kind of amazing in every way.

[post-impressionisms]

My favorite post is back.

[stupidlittledoodles]

He’s not very good but I like himb

[buffycaps]

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[mikhailomick]

[inadvertently-biblical]

I'll remember to mention that.

Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 3x17 "Enemies"

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

[jessicachastains-deactivated201]

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

[neverthehurricane-deactivated20]

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Never stop reblogging this

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[movie-gifs]

Hot Fuzz dir. Edgar Wright | 2007

[headspace-hotel]

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

[headspace-hotel]

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

[headspace-hotel]

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

[headspace-hotel]

You are all fucking madmen

[quixylvre]

Klein-bottle pasta

[brightlotusmoon]

Yeah ok Klein bottle pasta

[hylianengineer]

I don't like this

[jewishpangolin]

My suggestion:

Bond of Union by M.C. Escher, but made of pasta. Actually you know what, this would fuck so hard.

[victusinveritas]

[catching-fire-in-the-wind]

[deepspace-queer]

ds9 meets text posts pt 4 of ????

[heymedley]

literally tumblr

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

OH SHIT I completely forgot these things existed!! There was a whole craze and I even had one, but I lacked the patience to get good at it so it ended up lying slumped and inert with the threads tangled in my room. It just slammed unbidden into my mind that this thing was called a Bubaloo Bird... and it turns out they're expensive collectables on eBay now.

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[f-f-podcast]

Interview with the Vampire – Ep 10. S2:E7 – FASCINATION AND FRUSTRATION

We’re discussing AMC’s Interview with the Vampire.

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