Annoyingkun

UU! Boundary breaker (RUN.)

[annoyingaa]

sigh, can you tell I'm getting dry? Lmao

ANYWAYS

Bro, I'm actually so dry of bottom Theobald, it's not funny. (I've ate crumbles on ao3 from there... sob, 11 fics.)

But like, get this. Parrot is a bird, Theo is a bird too. And... y'know how birds try to attract other through dancing, correct?

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Parrot is hella tired out working as the Unstable king, he's frustrated and exhausted, he's just pent up really bad. When there was knocking on his door.

"Come in." Parrot called out, and when he turns to door to see who was at the his door... and then, oh, wow.

Theo wearing the most jaw dropping belly-dancer outfit Parrot has seen. A snug bra (because a real men does /j), a fitted belt, and a flowing skirt, accented with jingly coins, beading and vibrant, slik fabrics.

Theo just advances on Parrot, his movement smooth and he sway his hips rhythmically, trying seducing the king into his bed. For Parrot, he crumbles at the sight of Theo. he's flustered, yet amused too.

Hell, it would also be funny if Theo was clumsy with the dancing.

[the-queens-pup]

soft clownferre smut is so underrated.

Its cannon that they make out btw. They did it behind a courthouse.

It really is!

I think the both of them have the greatest capability to be so soft with the other and to have something kinder when they get together, their hands holding the other as they press their foreheads together in bed.

Ferre tenderly holding Clown's cheek while the other presses a tentative, sweet kiss to his lips and its nothing short of perfect as they get more into it.

--Queen

[the-queens-pup]

UU Ship Week!!

UU Ship Week!!!!

Helllooooo everyone! Queen and I have decided to host a (prompt) week, and of course our first one would be this giggles giggles so!!!! We'll split it into two prompt lists, one nsfw/nsfw adjacent, and one purely fluff so everyone can participate in it! <3

Rules? I guess? At least one prompt has to be used per day!!!! You can do all of them obvs, free will or smth, but just one pretty please!!!! You can do a different ship each day or the same one, we dont care!!! We really only want y'all to have fun with this!!!

And!!!! And!!! Next month will be an even longer (and even better!!!) <333 31 days of protag shipping will be next month swearsies <3

Prompt Lists!!!! July 5th to July 11th!!!

NSFW

Day 1: Omegaverse, Fuck or Die, Soulmates

Day 2: Hypnotism, Vampires, Collars

Day 3: (Con) Forced Submission, CNC, Royal Au

Day 4: Dom/Sub Universe, Gender Swap (Both swapped), Sex Pollen

Day 5: Buck/Stag (similar to omegaverse and d/s), Deity Au, Wireplay

Day 6: Guideverse, Fantasy Au, Enemies/Rivals to Lovers

Day 7: Apoc Au, Cannibalism, First Love Confessions

FLUFF

Day 1: Cuddling, Actor Au

Day 2: Aftercare, Enemies/Rivals to Lovers

Day 3: Apoc Au, Reunion

Day 4: Pet/Age Regression, Superhero au

Day 5: Sick Fic, College Au

Day 6: Meet Cute, Modern Au

Day 7: Camping Trip, Childhood Friends (uu quartet)

We'd also love to reblog or share any fics/art that were done up for the week as well! Please do tag us or use the things below!!!

If you're on ao3, add your work to this collection!!!! For those on Tumblr, please use the uushipweek26!!!!!

If anyone has any questions, please ask us in the comments or the asks and we'll answer asap!!!!! Please reblog this post so everyone can see it <3333

[annoyingaa]

THIS IS A DRILL. I REPEAT, A DRILLL.

[mothlicious]

Thinking about Eggchan with Jaden and Wemmbu spoiling him rotten. Eggchan could ask for anything, no matter how outrageous it is and they will both do their damn best to get it. All eggchan has to do is bat his eyes and they melt completely. Eggchan just spoiled rotten without knowing until either wemmbu or Jaden said no to him once.

I really need more Bottom Eggchan. Is this a sign to pick up the pen

[scxllia]

Married Wemmegg with their children Gambit & Crucible HAS to be talked about more I'm begging you guys

[bunyann]

hey

i wnated to use soft colors for this i was bored

[theorrot]

The sunglasses stay on during sex, the sunglasses stay on during sex, the sunglasses stay on during sex, the sunglasses stay on during sex, the sunglasses stay on during sex, the sunglasses stay on during sex, the sunglasses stay on during sex, the sunglasses stay on during sex.

I say while Theo gets pounded by Parrot or Billy, (preferably both, competitive sex ykyk)

(idk, I'm dry of bottom theo)

me and my friend legit Just talked about this ... made me think of theo getting a load shot in his face and it dirties his glasses he irritated af

[annoyingaa]

I need uu ship art prompts since... yesterday.

Iove me some good wemmegg, flamedy, theorrot prompts maybe... drools. 🤤

[eggiesmasher]

[3ggtech⏱️🥚 on a 🏍️]

[eggiesmasher]

Eggbu😈🥚 (I love you)

[angel-talks]

I have such complicated feelings about eggbu... like i heavily enjoy the idea of them and their vibe but I also always feel like 90% of the content i've seen created of them like i just couldn't see realistically happening with their personalities if that makes sense ?

I just don't think wemmbu would ever like be honest with his feelings or verbalize them. Hes like the king of jumping around things. I think maybe he would just do certain things for egg over time and these acts of service serve as his silent confession of his love/devotion, maybe... And if anyone asks him why he does so much for egg, he would never be honest about it.

When linked with Wemmbu's nature, I think them falling in love would be like the biggest slow burn in the world especially because theyre such tight best friends. Theyd both be very nervous about shifting things, and honestly may not have such a strong inclination to .... And yet, they are in love with each other ... I think it would be like a series of little hints, Egg asking Wemmbu "why," and Wemmbu making vague comments to avoid the truth.

I just cant envision like the typical relationship between these two ??? Wemmbu wouldn't ever say "I love you" but instead he might say "I need you" ... Their relationship is different from romantic but most definitely higher than friendship to me.

Idk i have 2 think abt them more !!!!!!

[annoyingaa]

I'm starving for UU! Clownferre. They're so 'boss and right-hand man' (dog/dragon?)

[tinyfrog2024]

big fan of the after the Mafia beginning segment because if theo had left them alone Egg and Wemmbu would just probably still be living together in their little mushroom house with their pet axolotl being calm and pacifist-est only helping when in extreme circumstances, Wemmbu's crown is hung up on the wall next to his Maces. Egg is a house wife 100% he cooks and decorates and farms for him and Wemmbu and Wemmbu gathers supplies and resources and meat and stuff and they set up a market together in a nearby town selling things from basic resources to potions that making are still muscles memory for ex-bloodthirsty Wemmbu and they live happily ever after in a marriage of convenience so that no one else gets to live with them.

[eggiesmasher]

Eggbu...

[yungychan]

dorks need a wedding NOWW!!!!

I AGREE, adds Yungychan wedding to my writing list frfr

THE DRAWING IS SO CUTE IM CRYING OMFG YUNGY WITH THE RUNG ON HIS MIDDLE FINGER IS SO FUNNY IM GIGGLING AHH egg so prettyyy awww prettiest queen 🙂‍↕️ and the king is pretty too ig/silly

I can’t get over this AHHH I LOVE THEMMM SOO MUCHHH

your art style is so cuteeeee 💖💖💖

[vincent-alekseev]

I miss soft clownferre

I need Unstable!Clown to fuck Ferre so hard he can't even think.

Twin, an another me. But genuinely I need my Clownferre badly. I want that dragon-lizard to be dumbed down so bad, to the point all he can think of is Clown and how his whole body is burning with need.

[annoyingaa]

Wemm next ep but it's egg and yungy's wedding, and yungy proposes as egg as his "spider queen" 😭 and Egg is normal abt, like

"Bro, they made me a spider queen lol"

[annoyingaa]