[tinypaint]

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[nocturnal-stims]

Everyday life of Pokemon

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[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’m so mad and you should be too

[anthonycrowleymoved]

listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest

[forcewound]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

by talos this can’t be happening

[zpamtondiedinablender]

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

[link-lonk]

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

[regicide1997]

Oh. Skyrim husband.

[notvoid]

This dude that works at my local taco bell says "tacotastic" and when i asked for a chalupa he said "beef steak or chicken which are you pickin"

I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said "sure i dont pay for it" and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said "no i work here"

[the-a-j-universe]

Is this dude literally me in 2006?

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[friedegg]

[friedegg]

[whats-your-name-man]

[cowboyhats]

Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

[nutsacktorturer]

[ahagia-sophia]

[the-a-j-universe]

How. The hell. Did you get writing dialogue to lv 37?

[mahgck]

ppl are getting too comfortable with coming to tumblr i gotta scare em off. like yes its better then twitter but i dont want The Twitter Users to know that what if they come here. we cant have that.

[mahgck]

doing my part

[2minniverse]

you are a national hero

[dakregor]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

[rowenasredhair2]

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[awesomelittleweirdo]

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

[likestofightcrime]

[minecraftninjerkid]

“Age is just a number” ALSO means “So what if I’m 20 and I still like cartoons, who’s the real child for judging me for it?”

[ryonello]

welcome to the family , fuse 😋💥

[ragnarachael]

idk about y’all but i do be missing roberta warren and alvin murphy right about now

[gloryclip]

[thetrippytrip]

The man-free sanctuary will offer up a range of typical beauty services such as hair, waxing, facials and manicures and pedicures, while providing unique services like henna and halal nails and eyebrow shaping.

“We want women to be able to come in and feel completely relaxed,” ~ Quhshi said.

Quhshi also noted that while Le’Jemalik was created with Muslims in mind, “women of all faiths, races, and ethnicities” are welcome.

[choochofcolor]

This store is in Brooklyn, please support if you can; this is such a huge need for us muslim women.

[angeldreifics-deactivated202602]

It’s so pretty too 🥰

[angelicdevil]

For anyone wondering: Someone in the notes said they contacted the salon and yes it is trans women friendly

[ladyxchrii]

reblogging again for the last addition: TRANS FRIENDLY MY BABIES

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

I think I stan Rick Riordan fully if I hadn’t before

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

icon

[remspeedwagon]

He also has said in interviews that the reason percy has adhd and dyslexia is because his son asked why there's no heroes like him. Dude's all ABOUT representation

[fandomsandfeminism]

ALSO, apparently fans have been asking for YEARS for him to do more books based on mythologies from all over the world. However, he had to grapple with the fact that this would involve him writing more and more about cultures and traditions that he knows very very little about.

His solution to this problem?

He talked Disney into giving him his own Publishing Imprint so he can find and promote authors from THOSE cultural backgrounds who want to write those kinds of books.

“ Our goal is to publish great middle grade authors from underrepresented cultures and backgrounds, to let them tell their own stories inspired by the mythology and folklore of their own heritage. Over the years, I’ve gotten many questions from my fans about whether I might write about various world mythologies, but in most cases I knew I wasn’t the best person to write those books. Much better, I thought, to use my experience and my platform at Disney to put the spotlight on other great writers who are actually from those cultures and know the mythologies* better than I do. Let them tell their own stories, and I would do whatever I could to help those books find a wide audience! “ 

(I haven’t read all of them myself, but the Aru Sha books are particularly good!) 

[the-a-j-universe]

Rick isn't perfect. But damn if he doesn't try, and he does learn too. Also the Tristan Strong books. Those are bonkers good.

[captainkirkk]

For all that Toph is a great bender, I feel like she keeps figuring out how to bend weird stuff more out of spite than anything else. Like, metal has tiny earth impurities in it, therefore I can bend metal. Oh, salt is a mineral so I can obviously bend the ocean. Bones are mostly limestone? Sweet, I'm a people bender now. What's that? This delicious confectionery is called rocky road? Great, now I can bend chocolate. Toph's ability was never earthbending, it was her ability to bend the rules.

She’s actually the Avatar but doesn’t tell anyone because she just rationalises that anyone can bend other elements if they weren’t a little bitch about it 

[neuronary]

toph: *bends some clouds* aang: ??? toph: it’s just earthbending lol the gaang: no?? it’s not??? toph: clouds are the same colour as rocks

[roaringstream]

katara: how would you know what color the clouds are