Sam Sam Sam

[cooloddball]

You are sick for shipping cockles. Jensen is staright and so is Misha. Go seek therapy.

Yo Nonnie, didn't we have this tango a few days ago and I block you?

But riddle me this? How do you know they are straight, huh? Did they tell you?

Jensen is only as straight as his sexy bowlegs and Misha is only as straight as the rainbows he loves to deepthroat so much.

Here, have some cockles:

Now fuck off and go wank or something to release all the pent up hate you have.

[rowenasredhair2]

haha

[samsrowena]

↳ for my samwena anniversary celebration sam and rowena's relationship through the seasons

[rowenasredhair2]

Samwena only ship ever like don't even bother comparing

[rowenasredhair2]

i reckon sam and cas take cooking lessons together as like a cute romantic thing i think they'd really like that

[rowenasredhair2]

i wanna play jared's tits like bongos

[rowenasredhair2]

i think my type is just women who can and will kill me

[rowenasredhair2]

i fucking hate arrowverse for making their shows like this what the fuck is this ive got 7 tabs open with different shows after each episode i gotta consult the map i feel like a proper pirate using my chart to pirate my shows

[rowenasredhair2]

who the fuck writes shows like this

[rowenasredhair2]

i fucking hate arrowverse for making their shows like this what the fuck is this ive got 7 tabs open with different shows after each episode i gotta consult the map i feel like a proper pirate using my chart to pirate my shows

[rowenasredhair2]

Nyssa from Arrow hnngngngngngng shes mommy like holy FUCK im going mental i cannot handle her LOOK AT MY WIFE

[rowenasredhair2]

im suspension from twitter so im gonna shitpost here for the next 12hrs

[rowenasredhair2]

whenever someone explains something important that i need to remember to me all that goes on in my head is horse plinko it's not good

[thief-anon]

he has been cast out for hospital crimes

[garbage-empress]

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

[should-i-make-a-cr-sideblog]

[colossal812]

[nadja wwdits voice] laszlo my darling you are looking gnc af today!

[rowenasredhair2]

"thankyou my darling"

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[rowenasredhair2]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[fellshish]

I’m not superwho i’m superho