[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[action52]

love that picture of shelley duvall where she looks like a jojo character

[action52]

[vorpaling]

y’all ever think about how anders was in solitary confinement for a year directly before being conscripted into the wardens, so him merging with justice was also his way to make sure he’d never be left by himself again

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[etrosgate]

not to shock y'all but. .. .im love girls

[s-c-r-e-w-y-o-u-g-u-y-s-deactiv]

[m4hlm4]

[jaebird88]

[gossamer-green]

free my girl. yeah she did all that but what else was she SUPPOSED TO DO this is bullshit and you know it, your honor

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[dalishious]

Dragon Age women,,,

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

[disaster-magnet]

Theres currently some crows nesting on the building opposite us, and they still remember that we used to put out bird food years ago (had to stop because of too many neighbour complaints of loud jackdaws in the garden), and have managed to work out that they need a sneaky way to get food without alerting all the other birds.

This has had the consequence of me having to inform my flatmate that if he hears a polite knock at the kitchen window he needs to feed the crows or they WILL start trying to steal our cookbooks.

[disaster-magnet]

I wonder who could have done this. Surely not an innocent lil fella like this one

[shmreduplication]

ok but the book literally said nosh tho?? maybe don't put "eat this" on books you don't want to be eaten

[bizlybebo]

it’s always morally correct to draw that woman with more muscle

[bizlybebo]

every time someone says “and fat” on this post an angel gains its wings

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[junk-thunder]

[citation not needed. no prablem]