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[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

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[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

i want this framed

[q-tas]

[plasmalogical]

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

[plasmalogical]

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

[condensedchaos333]

Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

[plasmalogical]

if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

DTF

dude….. 

toad friends…..

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[belleski]

✨hot and cold✨

Part 2 (the triplets) 

backgrounds under the cut because i’m really proud of how they turned out

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[lilyclawthorne]

her cloud literally disappeared the second she had coffee what a fucking mood Pepa

[itseasytoremember]

someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality

[itseasytoremember]

nvm i found it

[averagefairy]

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

got taken to axe throwing tonight. i may not have impressed anyone with my technical axe throwing skills but my sheer brute animal strength is unparalleled

[everythingfox]

“I’ll catch you in the end”

(via)

[everythingfox]

Cute red panda

[rkl3]

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

[urulokid]

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

[somewhereguaranteed]

exactly