peas and loaf

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[pjackk]

When i pee i always feel like im winning

[willabee]

stop drawing willabee only

[pippindot]

ummm found it like this

[wizardarchetypes]

No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})

Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.

Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.

I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.

I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.

[wizardarchetypes]

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

[wizardarchetypes]

Bc so many people have asked, the □ in the dream was in fact just a wingdings square symbol. Your phone/browser isn't blocking an emoji. You're seeing it right.

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[kurageneric]

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[salticidaeily]

(Phintella daklak, via iNaturalist)

Just in case you were to miss the palps, chelicerae, or foreleg femurs on this ghostly little dot, she has helpfully underlined them in a nice bold black.

[pjackk]

Men in combat muddy squirm on the ground wet wet wet and its all just to imoregnate🥺

[martyryo]

duck duck Goose

[lookingbetteringlasses]

One moment I liked was that Carl and Grace's time having fun shopping, adding so much duct tape to their cart, playing bowling with stacks of aluminium foil, and wearing safety glasses at the checkout doesn't have the typical comedy beat of "acting suddenly embarrassed once someone asks what they're doing." Because this film is about the importance of having fun and building friendships as an essential component of human existence, and bonding with strangers is one of the purest experiences we can have. To undermine it with the typical punchline of "this kinda stuff is cringe" would undermine the thematic center of the narrative itself, and I'm glad the film is mature enough to realize that.

Edit: I see the power of whimsy and the necessity of earnest expression as an essential component of the human experience resonates with a lot of people on here, doesn't it?

Edit 2: Holy shit, mama, I'm Tumblr famous!

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[mytearsrricochet]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[chassdraws]

Hiii I'm sorry I know I haven't been posting much art here, I will! But it's the best platform I got when emergencies happen, and right now, my friend @mayadile needs some serious help! If you can donate + share, I would be so grateful: the Florida heat is no joke and I'd rather he and his family and pets not have to sleep out there if at all possible. Every little bit helps <3 Thank you so much

PAYPAL LINK

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine