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mai / 26 / she/her

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[groupthinker]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[failchild]

i have to do stuff to get results

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[bigmeatpete69420]

You can give a cat a pill 3 times and then they will have your move set memorized and will animation cancel a swallow

[sphynxofvenus]

inflations gotten crazy man

[gfdcmjffjnrhr]

make a terrible comic day.... i missed it last year but not now

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[ayayapap]

posting this silly video here as well

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry