world’s greatest grandpa

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[glowcowboy]

one thing about me is i will tell you i love you

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[comradesummers]

the problem with watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time when you're 13 is that it will fundamentally reshape your brain chemistry to the point where literally all fiction becomes buffy the vampire slayer in different fonts. "watch another show!" you might say, and believe me i have! i promise i've watched many other shows since i was 13. but the problem is that all those other shows as well as films, books, podcasts etc. are simply deviations of buffy the vampire slayer to me. it's the holy text, the primary source. everything else is just commentary.

[femmedefandom]

the prevalence of the “6 7” usage today is because the children crave the season six episode seven masterpiece that is “once more with feeling”

[mywhisperedcolors]

The storm will pass. 

Good things are coming… 🌷💖⭐

[m-b-w]

#1 thing for someone being haunted to say

[failchild]

i have to do stuff to get results

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me

[medusas-daughter]

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[dogpuppy]

[itsnotwhatimlike]

embarrassment has good bones