deep and cute

Never half ass anything. Whole ass it.  impeachangryorange // not really Tyler Seguin

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No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

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No probert Robert

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bxnnymoon replied to your post: I remember that Jesus fandom post and I don’t know...

please. do tell.

It’s the best name for it. Let’s rename all religions. 

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I remember that Jesus fandom post and I don’t know why it still feels like it knocks me back when I see it.

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I apparently cannot eat pizza. I say this to myself each time I try anyway and get ill from it.

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I love a good ice pack.

[veryfunnymemes]

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@ipulledanemo I appreciate it. Maybe.

@twoheartsonegnome it didn't work how I wanted, but I tried. Tomorrow hopefully.

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Ryan Haywood tag is being recommended and I'm just confused.

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Any day I get to sleep in feels like some sort of gift, and I cannot wait to sleep in tomorrow.

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I’m in the mood for nachos, but there’s nothing here to make nachos with. This is desperate times, folks.

[animalwoonz]

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I slept in, but it doesn’t feel like enough.

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I got a booklet from a cruise company, and I feel like this means they are offering to give me a complimentary cruise.

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Still wondering why @artrosswhomst spooked the bird.

[andrewilynyckyj]

*cue a compilation of ryan being scared*

[jawlipops]

oh mood

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash