Anon?

[anon--offical]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

i'm dating @chickfila-official now

i'm so happy ❤️❤️❤️

[deconsecration-deactivated20170]

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

[satan-offical]

I know what some of you might be thinking. "satan, how come you post some really hopecore posts sometimes? I thought you were satan?"

Well, as you can tell I'm pretty popular. In fact I'm basically an influencer on this app.

And like, I see loads of influencers on other apps repeating the same thing over and over and over.

"How to get clear skin!"

"How to get skinny quick!"

"How I fixed my diet!"

And people get seriously insecure about that, hearing it constantly, that they aren't perfect, or pretty, or skinny or something that this person is that they're not.

So I'm here to remind everyone

That they're perfect just the way they are.

[chickfila-offical]

gaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

oh ok

[anon--offical]

love this response btw

[chickfila-offical]

seems pretty homophobic to me...

WE HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN

[snails-offical]

Homophobic Chicken...

[chickfila-offical]

nuh uh not anymore

[snails-offical]

I do Not Believe you, chicken

[chickfila-offical]

…

@anon--offical please back me up on thisss <33

[anon--offical]

@chickfila-official is right trust!! they're not homophobic anymore!

[bert-offical]

i herd that @chickfila-official and @anon--offical are togethrr is dis tru?

[chickfila-offical]

yes :]

[anon--offical]

yep :D

[sillygooberazura]

@anon—official and @chickfila-official

If y’all ever get married, can I be the best man for one of you guys?

Please I swear I’ll behave I’ll even draw the momentous occasion.

[chickfila-offical]

uhm okay..?

i mean, if it’s okay with them of course

[anon--offical]

i mean, yes definitely, but just for future reference, my name uses two hyphens, not an em dash!!

[chickfila-offical]

how should i refer to you? boyfriend? boyfriends? romantic partner? please i need to know for future reference

@anon--offical

hmm

we dunno. any of them work for us :]

[anon--offical]

ok I think i'll just use boyfriend <3

[chickfila-offical]

ok

what should i refer to you as <33

[anon--offical]

hmm

boyfriend is good but partner works as well

[chickfila-offical]

how should i refer to you? boyfriend? boyfriends? romantic partner? please i need to know for future reference

@anon--offical

hmm

we dunno. any of them work for us :]

[anon--offical]

ok I think i'll just use boyfriend <3

[anon--offical]

every time i see a post where @chickfila-official denies being gay i remember this is before we got together and feel fine again

[chickfila-offical]

lol

im gay for you now <3

[anon--offical]

aww <33

[anon--offical]

every time i see a post where @chickfila-official denies being gay i remember this is before we got together and feel fine again

[chickfila-offical]

be homophobic again

WHAT

[the-ghost-fragments]

you heard me

[chickfila-offical]

why??

[the-ghost-fragments]

why not? it would make me giggle a bit.

[chickfila-offical]

nuh uh we have a boyfriend now

[the-ghost-fragments]

well if you change ur mind and the break up is messy, @ me. im very invested in the rebound homophobia arc

[chickfila-offical]

oh??

[anon--offical]

can't believe people are trying to take chickfila away from me

[anon--offical]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

i'm dating @chickfila-official now

i'm so happy ❤️❤️❤️

[i-am--fih-ofihcal]

I am never going to not brag about the fact that I was the one who got them together

[anon--offical]

yes actually thank you so much for that

but remember, i have been asking chickfila for a few days now

but still, you helped, so i am forever grateful

[chickfila-offical]

very important question:

are y'all gay

we aren’t gay

there are rumors

lies. lies.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

you sure abt that?

[chickfila-offical]

yes we ARE sure about this

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

babes i used to think i was lesbeian now ive got a bf and ive been trans for ever a year how sure are you?

[chickfila-offical]

we are straight as a ruler.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

[chickfila-offical]

excuse me but what the HECK did you do to that ruler

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

i dont know what you mean its perfectly straight

[chickfila-offical]

…sure buddy

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

oh so the ruler isn't straight now? intresting

[chickfila-offical]

YOU turned it… gay

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

YOURE NEXT

[chickfila-offical]

NUH UH

THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELLS THE QUEERNESS

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

ive got gay gods @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical

[chickfila-offical]

excuse me.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

i know theyre very scary

(cool as fuck gods)

[chickfila-offical]

then where are your gods now?

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

...probably asleep or busy doing gay god things... @homophobia-official help

[chickfila-offical]

see, they don’t respond as they don’t exist

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

fuck. @gay-guy-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical someone???

[gay-melanistic-fox-offical-deac]

Yes i agree you are gay chickfila (did that rhyme??) [the rhyme shows how gay you are idk]

[chickfila-offical]

excUse me.

we are NOT gay

[gay-melanistic-fox-offical-deac]

-sniffs you as a fox does- huh you sure smell gay

And a foxes nose is always right :3

[chickfila-offical]

nuh uh

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

I know what you are.

G A Y

[chickfila-offical]

NUH UH

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

They always deny it smh

[chickfila-offical]

we can’t deny something that isn’t true??

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Yea keep telling yourself that

[chickfila-offical]

WE ARENT GAY??

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Uh huh...

[chickfila-offical]

STOP THAT

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

No

[chickfila-offical]

sigh. we’re going to… ignore this, now.

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Bleh you're not fun

@mossymenaces @darklightthedragon

[darklightthedragon]

YOUR GAY

Don't deny it. >:3 (idk what you want me to do here vulture)

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Spam em with ur gay lol

[darklightthedragon]

That I can do >:3

[chickfila-offical]

NO DON’T DO THAT

[your-grandma-offical]

GRANDMA SAYS YOU'RE GAY

[chickfila-offical]

GRANDMA???

GRANDMA WE AREN'T GAY

[journalism-offical]

@homosexuality-offical

HIT THEM WITH

THE GAY BEAM

[chickfila-offical]

WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SITE CALLING US GAY WE AREN'T GAY WE'RE LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GAY

[definitely-ao3-offical]

listen, I know you're a lesbian and you just haven't come out as trans yet(I've got a sixth sense for this), but dw we will love you no matter what.

[chickfila-offical]

WE ARE NEITHER GAY OR TRANSGENDER???

[definitely-ao3-offical]

You can tell us, it's ok

[chickfila-offical]

we’re just like

i dunno not straight or gay now

[anon--offical]

no, you're gay, you're literally dating a guy now??

[chickfila-offical]

no, not gay.

dunno. but not gay.

[anon--offical]

queer then? definitely not straight tho.

i think you should ask @homosexuality-offical

they might be able to answer your question

[chickfila-offical]

be homophobic again

WHAT

[anon--offical]

noooooo don't put chickfila through conversion therapyyyyy

[chickfila-offical]

very important question:

are y'all gay

we aren’t gay

there are rumors

lies. lies.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

you sure abt that?

[chickfila-offical]

yes we ARE sure about this

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

babes i used to think i was lesbeian now ive got a bf and ive been trans for ever a year how sure are you?

[chickfila-offical]

we are straight as a ruler.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

[chickfila-offical]

excuse me but what the HECK did you do to that ruler

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

i dont know what you mean its perfectly straight

[chickfila-offical]

…sure buddy

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

oh so the ruler isn't straight now? intresting

[chickfila-offical]

YOU turned it… gay

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

YOURE NEXT

[chickfila-offical]

NUH UH

THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELLS THE QUEERNESS

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

ive got gay gods @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical

[chickfila-offical]

excuse me.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

i know theyre very scary

(cool as fuck gods)

[chickfila-offical]

then where are your gods now?

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

...probably asleep or busy doing gay god things... @homophobia-official help

[chickfila-offical]

see, they don’t respond as they don’t exist

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

fuck. @gay-guy-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical someone???

[gay-melanistic-fox-offical-deac]

Yes i agree you are gay chickfila (did that rhyme??) [the rhyme shows how gay you are idk]

[chickfila-offical]

excUse me.

we are NOT gay

[gay-melanistic-fox-offical-deac]

-sniffs you as a fox does- huh you sure smell gay

And a foxes nose is always right :3

[chickfila-offical]

nuh uh

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

I know what you are.

G A Y

[chickfila-offical]

NUH UH

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

They always deny it smh

[chickfila-offical]

we can’t deny something that isn’t true??

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Yea keep telling yourself that

[chickfila-offical]

WE ARENT GAY??

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Uh huh...

[chickfila-offical]

STOP THAT

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

No

[chickfila-offical]

sigh. we’re going to… ignore this, now.

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Bleh you're not fun

@mossymenaces @darklightthedragon

[darklightthedragon]

YOUR GAY

Don't deny it. >:3 (idk what you want me to do here vulture)

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Spam em with ur gay lol

[darklightthedragon]

That I can do >:3

[chickfila-offical]

NO DON’T DO THAT

[your-grandma-offical]

GRANDMA SAYS YOU'RE GAY

[chickfila-offical]

GRANDMA???

GRANDMA WE AREN'T GAY

[journalism-offical]

@homosexuality-offical

HIT THEM WITH

THE GAY BEAM

[chickfila-offical]

WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SITE CALLING US GAY WE AREN'T GAY WE'RE LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GAY

[definitely-ao3-offical]

listen, I know you're a lesbian and you just haven't come out as trans yet(I've got a sixth sense for this), but dw we will love you no matter what.

[chickfila-offical]

WE ARE NEITHER GAY OR TRANSGENDER???

[definitely-ao3-offical]

You can tell us, it's ok

[chickfila-offical]

we’re just like

i dunno not straight or gay now

[anon--offical]

no, you're gay, you're literally dating a guy now??

[georgeodowd]

People claiming cutgate isn't possible are wild to me, because this absolutely could and does happen. The final cut probably went up to some studio exec who wasn't involved in the process until the end to give final say, and he threw a tantrum and demanded they go back to the editing room to gut the show. This kind of thing happens in corporate America ALL THE TIME. I've seen it with my own eyes. And let's not forget Netflix is a product of Silicon Valley first and Hollywood second. The fact that vol 1 was finalised in the summer and vol 2 didn't complete edits until several days before the drop is telling. It's entirely possible the writers and editors scrambled for months to act on instructions to rip the heart out of the show and patch it back up in a way that passed muster. They obviously failed. We all saw how incongruous and off vol 2 was. But plenty of the GA didn't. They thought it was maybe a little lacklustre but enjoyed enough of it to watch benignly and move on to their next mindless watch. At the end of the day, I'd much rather believe homophobia at the c-suite level destroyed this show than the writers room was mysteriously lobotomised or maliciously retconned us for grins. And sometimes the simplest explanation is the right one. How else do we explain any of this? I just hope it gets exposed someday and spells the downfall of netflix for good.