Margaret

tumblr's grandma blog date of origin: June 20, 2025 mod uses they/them pronouns, grandma uses she/her

[your-grandma-offical]

Hello tumblr! I am a grandmother of many, many kiddos. 😊

My name is Margaret and I am 98 years old. I love baking cookies, drinking tea, and making unlikely friends!

Sometimes grandma gets a tad tipsy and posts funny things, for example: my past! Silly me!

I enjoy hosting dinner parties, potlucks, and Sunday brunches before church, though sometimes I forget to go because I have such a good time with the kiddies(and the Bloody Marys)! Don't tell God!

I am also member #68 of the evil rubber duck cult! Fun times we have here on this website, fun times.

I had a husband but he is sadly no longer with us. Though now I am single and ready to mingle, as the kids say!

I will call anyone and everyone dear, sweetie, sweetheart, love, lovely, dearie, honey, kiddo, kiddie, buddy, bud, etc.!

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My lovely grandchildren: (if you want to be my grandchild then just ask and you will be!)

@karnak-the-novelty-machine @blacknailpolishoffical @girl-scouts-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @grandson-offical @twink-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @jeff-the-killer-offical @heartattackinblackdye @john-doe-offical @kinkajou-offical @thecattishdragon @the-pineapple-offical @illegaldoctor--offical @chihuahua-offical @thefryingpanman @mycroft-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @not-offical-offical

There are even more, but Grandma's memory isn't the sharpest!

My lovely children: (same as if you want to be my grandchild-just ask!)

@dad-offical @mum-offical

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mod info:

lowkey mod has no idea what demon possessed them to create this bio but basically sometimes they forget to stay in character, they're bad at acting, and they cant decide if they want to be wholesome or evil

mod talks about themselves in third person in the intro post because it's more fun

OH also mod is actually 14 and not 98 obviously lmao

mod uses they/he pronouns so be nice to them pls

this is a very jokey blog-mod is not even virtually religious

mod's main blog is @aliensatemysocks so likes and follows come from there

note: if any posts have sentences like this, it's mod speaking, not grandma. these will most likely be marked with 'ooc' though, just to make it clear that mod is speaking out of character

[if you didn't know, mod stands for moderator]

[doughael-offical]

In light of recent events, all of Our fellow officals shoud know that the world is better with them in it.

[satan-offical]

I'm so sorry to every offical who was terminated. I just found out as I was asleep during the time, but still.

I am so proud of every offical, no matter how big or how small, and for @staff to terminate them for simply living is so fucking wrong

I hope you're able to get your officals back again, but you never stopped being part of the officalverse. Once an offical always an offical

If I get terminated I'm cooked this is my main account but I'll always come back.

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[your-grandma-offical]

✋

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[pepsi-offical]

Ooc: for anyone that's been thinking of making an officalverse account I'd just like for you to know there's no initiation process needed or anything I literally just made this account one day and started going "Hello I am pepsi" and now there's gay fan art of me and Coca-Cola

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

kids these days

[your-grandma-offical]

Ain't that the truth!

[ladyliszt]

no pressure but what happened to the Officalverse hunger games ??? :3

We only have 13 people ☹ could you help advertise?

Officalverse Hunger Games Survey

A season of the Hunger Games for the Officalverse, except it's more than 24 players and doesn't replace me sleeping

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

sure

@tired-shipper-offical @relinquished-roses-offical @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @james-offical @marshmallow-dust @man-offical @feminism-offical @dramaticinlyf @satan-offical @laciffo-satan @laciffo-natas @wereboobs-offical @7-eleven-offical @evilpineapple-offical @shah4139-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @coffee-shop-offical @costco-offical @penny--offical @dramaticinlyf @kermitthebomber-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical @quiet-girl-offical + open tags

Y'all get your officals and sign up for ts please

[researching-offical]

OFFICALVERSE SURVEY !!!

Officalverse Survey

Form by @researching-offical

To anyone in the officalverse, I would really really really appreciate it if you could fill this out! If anyone is up for an interview as well, feel free to send an ask, DM, or comment on this post. Thank you so much!

Tagging some officals for reach if that's alright! @strawberry-offical @breadcrumb-offical @snail-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @satans-child-offical @satans-fan-offical @shoe-offical @villain-offical @tum-blr-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @hero-offical @herobrine-offical @astronaut-offical @salamander-offical

No pressure but I'd really appreciate reblogs!

[your-grandma-offical]

Oh.. that's lovely, dear.

[united-states-offical]

i don't know why i do this to myself.

and that is the FIFTH PAGE, IN PT 5 FONT

i also plan to sort it by category

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

is.. is this a list of every offical? i love that.

[no-one-offical]

I need you people to be aware that there is a radqueer-offical now. Please block and report. I don't care what some of you may say, but they don't belong in the Officalverse.

For those unaware, Radqueers are this extreme brand of 'queers' who support every kind of paraphilia, regardless of what they are. Even pedophiles and zoophiles. Radically accepting and encouraging these kinds of behaviours.

[villain-offical]

Important to note as a majority of the officalverse are minors. I literally got recommended their blog directly above this post lmfao.

Reminder that, yes, while paraphilias are disorders and having such is not inherently the fault of the individual, it is still not okay to blindly support them. You should advocate for therapy instead of pandering to the sexual desires of pedophiles and zoophiles (and other people with paraphilias), which will only help to normalise and increase the chance of their fantasies becoming realities.

I'm not sure of the age of this individual, but seeing as the officalverse is made up almost entirely of minors, the chance of them being an adult is scary and has a lot of very weird implications (at the LEAST).

Please stay safe everyone. Don't be afraid to reach out to people you trust if you feel like you're unsafe online.

[no-one-offical]

You may agree with some of what this particular blog says, like how Paraphiles cannot control their desires, but remember the thing with the Radqueer ideology is that they advocate for Paraphiles to have a safe space playing into their fantasies, coexisting with minors, without boundary. And to not seek treatment for their disorders.

Of course, we cannot force them to seek treatment, it would be unethical to coerce them into consenting to therapy. But we have to at least try to help them and pursuade some of them right?

Radqueers on the other hand are generally against any and all forms of therapy and treatment for their disorders.

Like what Villain said here, please stay safe everyone.

[your-grandma-offical]

100 posts! Thank you, kiddies!

[satan-offical]

hii might be a dumb question but why is it officalverse and not officialverse?

It's not a dumb question at all!! Basically when I made this account I misspelt the word official and instead spelt offical

Then early into 2025 I got really popular really quickly (and I'm still growing not to brag) and people started making alt accounts with -offical at the end

It started off with bible characters, but then it quickly expanded to concepts, objects and more! And thus came the officalverse

Officalverse day is on the 21st of May if you're interested, and all you need to do to join is add -offical at the end of a generic account!

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

[your-grandma-offical]

Hello kiddies! I am having a potluck at my house on Saturday! Feel free to bring whatever you'd like!

I am making my world-famous Chocolate Chip Cookies!

🍪🍪🍪

[tagging some officals to spread this around]

@jeff-the-killer-offical @grandpa-offical @moss-offical @yearning--offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @goblin-offical @towel-offical @bubble-official @average-joe-offical @hekate-offical @satan-offical [<celebrity...] @god-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @evilducks-offical and literally everyone idk there are too many

[chihuahua-offical]

Granrmother…

Like a mama, but… does crochet?

[your-grandma-offical]

I am working on my crocheting skills!

[chihuahua-offical]

That’s wonderful grandma!

[your-grandma-offical]

Thank you sweetheart!

[your-grandma-offical]

Hello kiddies! I am having a potluck at my house on Saturday! Feel free to bring whatever you'd like!

I am making my world-famous Chocolate Chip Cookies!

🍪🍪🍪

[tagging some officals to spread this around]

@jeff-the-killer-offical @grandpa-offical @moss-offical @yearning--offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @goblin-offical @towel-offical @bubble-official @average-joe-offical @hekate-offical @satan-offical [<celebrity...] @god-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @evilducks-offical and literally everyone idk there are too many

[chihuahua-offical]

Granrmother…

Like a mama, but… does crochet?

[your-grandma-offical]

I am working on my crocheting skills!

[your-grandma-offical]

Dear my lovely grandchildren,

Hello my dears! Grandma is having memory issues again. If you are my grandchild, please let me know by commenting on this post! Thank you, sweethearts! I hope to see you all soon!

XOXO, Grandma

idk who to tag uh uh uh im just tagging random people i dont even know some of yall

@grandson-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @john-doe-offical @kinkajou-offical @evilpineapple-offical @satan-offical @karnak-the-novelty-machine @chickfila-official @homosexuality-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @microwave-offical @egg-offical @crow-offical + literally anyone i have ever interacted with please find this post

also if you want to be my grandchild then all you have to do is call me grandma or ask if you can (the answer is always yes)

im adding all of you to my intro post as soon as you respond to this get hype

[illegaldoctor--offical]

Hi grandma!

[your-grandma-offical]

Hi kiddo!