I am Snails

Snails

[snails-offical]

I am a Snail

I am run by @princeleonis

I was made on a. Whim. 2am while delirious with Pain and Reblogging a Yellow Crayon

Also run @official-sebastian-solace and @painter-official and @endo-free-vents and other things I will tag later

[queer-confessions-offical]

HELLO CRUEL WORLD!

do you have something you just gotta get off your chest, but you’re afraid of people’s judgement?

well then, this is certainly the blog for you!

Step 1: send in an ask

Step 2: wait (not long hopefully)

Step 3: hear from your peers (stress-free!)

tags:

@burning-britain-official @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @satan-offical @cobalt-official @queer-offical @genderqueer-offical @arson-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @laciffo-natas @unsatan-offical @snails-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @canada-offical @europe-official @australia-offical @uk-offical @james-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @no-one-offical @someone-official

[snails-offical]

Holy Cucumber. I got Tagged. Beautiful Blog. Excited to see More.

[queer-confessions-offical]

wonderful snail

can’t wait to interact more!

[queer-confessions-offical]

HELLO CRUEL WORLD!

do you have something you just gotta get off your chest, but you’re afraid of people’s judgement?

well then, this is certainly the blog for you!

Step 1: send in an ask

Step 2: wait (not long hopefully)

Step 3: hear from your peers (stress-free!)

tags:

@burning-britain-official @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @satan-offical @cobalt-official @queer-offical @genderqueer-offical @arson-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @laciffo-natas @unsatan-offical @snails-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @canada-offical @europe-official @australia-offical @uk-offical @james-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @no-one-offical @someone-official

[snails-offical]

Holy Cucumber. I got Tagged. Beautiful Blog. Excited to see More.

[snail-offical]

OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

little reminder that tomorrow and Sunday there will be no snails

wish me well at my dance competition :)

@french-offical @ryland-grace-offical

@shoe-offical

[shoe-offical]

SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS

[kinger-offical]

Very nice snails

[snails-offical]

Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick

[snail-offical]

we can share

join me in the officsnailverse

[snails-offical]

Well are there crackers?

[snail-offical]

Yes

and cheese if you want some

[snails-offical]

Aw fuck yeah I'm in

[snail-offical]

OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

little reminder that tomorrow and Sunday there will be no snails

wish me well at my dance competition :)

@french-offical @ryland-grace-offical

@shoe-offical

[shoe-offical]

SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS

[kinger-offical]

Very nice snails

[snails-offical]

Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick

[snail-offical]

we can share

join me in the officsnailverse

[snails-offical]

Well are there crackers?

[snail-offical]

OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

little reminder that tomorrow and Sunday there will be no snails

wish me well at my dance competition :)

@french-offical @ryland-grace-offical

@shoe-offical

[shoe-offical]

SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS

[kinger-offical]

Very nice snails

[snails-offical]

Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

[snailspotter]

[snails-offical]

We have been Discovered. Run.

[zamvza]

Don’t run i love snails you’re very awesome

[snails-offical]

They Cannot know we Transcend those Genders. I am Sorry to my dear Fans.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

[snailspotter]

[snails-offical]

We have been Discovered. Run.

[scp-threats-is-back]

Homophobic grandparents bought me two sketchbooks and the first thing I'm using it for is Yuri art

[scp-threats-is-back]

If this gets 1k notes I'll share the art

[scp-threats-is-back]

Deadline is in 10 hours

[scp-threats-is-back]

Deadline in 8 hours. Still needs 975 notes or I don't share it

[abra-ca-deadbra]

@walmart-official-blog

[abra-ca-deadbra]

@scp-threats-is-back

THE YURI. PLEASSEE. THE YURI. WE ALL WANTTT ITTT PLLLEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSEEE

[scp-threats-is-back]

Yuri in 2-5 minutes

[scp-threats-is-back]

BEHOLD YURI

[chat-official]

@not-offical-offical mama look.

[not-offical-offical]

WE'VE DONE IT

GOOD JOB EVERYONE

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical

[towel-offical]

@satan-offical @mean-girl-offical @tidy-offical (what's your new main blog acc name????) @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @seraphim-offical @silly-librarian-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @seaslug-offical @saint-nick-offical @salt-offical @sacred-twinkity-offical @schrodingers-queer-kid-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @scared-guy-offical @scoliosis-offical @senario-offical @selfship-offical @send-asks-to-gus-offical-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @ships-offical @shitpostgenerator-offical @shipping-officals-offical @sign-painter-offical @silena-beauregard-offical @skitty-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @slushee-offical @sloth-offical @sleep-offical @sleepgod-offical @smol-gremlin-child-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @snails-offical @snails-offical @sneeze-offical @song-offical @sok-offical @sovereignty-offical @solangelo-offical @sparkles-emoji-offical @spiderman-offical @spy-tf2-offical @sprite-offical @space-offical @stormcloud-offical @stupid-idiot-cats-offical @star-offical @stabbypaul-offical WE GOT THE YURIIIII LETS GOOOOOOO

[snails-offical]

It would Be Better if it were Snail Yuri. But. Yuri is good.

[chickfila-offical]

seems pretty homophobic to me...

WE HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN

[snails-offical]

Homophobic Chicken...

[chickfila-offical]

nuh uh not anymore

[snails-offical]

I do Not Believe you, chicken

[chickfila-offical]

seems pretty homophobic to me...

WE HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN

[snails-offical]

Homophobic Chicken...

[breadcrumb-offical]

Why is everyone in the Officalverse DEAD or DYING right now

[snails-offical]

Is that...

A delicious Breadcrumb?

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

That's a snale

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

[satan-offical]

And EVERYONE is a minor, it's like a requirement

[snails-offical]

I Am Not. Unless I do not Count as the Immortal Snail.

[dominos-offical]

War is on horizon. It is time to decide who you side with

Who is the best pizza place?

Domino's

Little Caesars

Pizza Hut

Papa John's

Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

(We know there's not currently a papa johns, this is out of courtesy)

(Also, we want your honest answer please)

[asleep-offical]

Sorry but I'm more of a homemade pizza guy myself 😅

[dominos-offical]

Totally understandable! But if you had to choose?

[asleep-offical]

I did like to play with dominoes as a kid, if that helps in any way.

[snails-offical]

Pizza Hut used to Have the Most Amazing Pretzel stuffed Crust. It Won my Little Snail Heart over as a Child.

[dominos-offical]

Key word there is "used to"

But happy to gave your opinion! Have you perhaps tried our Parmesan Stuffed Crust?

[snails-offical]

I am Poor and You charge Extra. It was Okay. Not Worth the Money. Snails don't get Paid much.

[dominos-offical]

War is on horizon. It is time to decide who you side with

Who is the best pizza place?

Domino's

Little Caesars

Pizza Hut

Papa John's

Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

(We know there's not currently a papa johns, this is out of courtesy)

(Also, we want your honest answer please)

[asleep-offical]

Sorry but I'm more of a homemade pizza guy myself 😅

[dominos-offical]

Totally understandable! But if you had to choose?

[asleep-offical]

I did like to play with dominoes as a kid, if that helps in any way.

[snails-offical]

Pizza Hut used to Have the Most Amazing Pretzel stuffed Crust. It Won my Little Snail Heart over as a Child.

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

i go to the stationary store

i eated the crayons

crumch

[snails-offical]

Cannibalism. I do Often indulge in This Too.