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@snails-offical
I am a Snail
I am run by @princeleonis
I was made on a. Whim. 2am while delirious with Pain and Reblogging a Yellow Crayon
Also run @official-sebastian-solace and @painter-official and @endo-free-vents and other things I will tag later
HELLO CRUEL WORLD!
do you have something you just gotta get off your chest, but you’re afraid of people’s judgement?
well then, this is certainly the blog for you!
Step 1: send in an ask
Step 2: wait (not long hopefully)
Step 3: hear from your peers (stress-free!)
tags:
Holy Cucumber. I got Tagged. Beautiful Blog. Excited to see More.
wonderful snail
can’t wait to interact more!
HELLO CRUEL WORLD!
do you have something you just gotta get off your chest, but you’re afraid of people’s judgement?
well then, this is certainly the blog for you!
Step 1: send in an ask
Step 2: wait (not long hopefully)
Step 3: hear from your peers (stress-free!)
tags:
Holy Cucumber. I got Tagged. Beautiful Blog. Excited to see More.
OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥
little reminder that tomorrow and Sunday there will be no snails
wish me well at my dance competition :)
SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS
Very nice snails
Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick
we can share
join me in the officsnailverse
Well are there crackers?
Yes
and cheese if you want some
Aw fuck yeah I'm in
OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥
little reminder that tomorrow and Sunday there will be no snails
wish me well at my dance competition :)
SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS
Very nice snails
Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick
we can share
join me in the officsnailverse
Well are there crackers?
OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥
little reminder that tomorrow and Sunday there will be no snails
wish me well at my dance competition :)
SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS
Very nice snails
Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick
yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."
We have been Discovered. Run.
Don’t run i love snails you’re very awesome
They Cannot know we Transcend those Genders. I am Sorry to my dear Fans.
yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."
We have been Discovered. Run.
Homophobic grandparents bought me two sketchbooks and the first thing I'm using it for is Yuri art
If this gets 1k notes I'll share the art
Deadline is in 10 hours
Deadline in 8 hours. Still needs 975 notes or I don't share it
@walmart-official-blog
@scp-threats-is-back
THE YURI. PLEASSEE. THE YURI. WE ALL WANTTT ITTT PLLLEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSEEE
Yuri in 2-5 minutes
BEHOLD YURI
@not-offical-offical mama look.
WE'VE DONE IT
GOOD JOB EVERYONE
@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical
@satan-offical @mean-girl-offical @tidy-offical (what's your new main blog acc name????) @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @seraphim-offical @silly-librarian-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @seaslug-offical @saint-nick-offical @salt-offical @sacred-twinkity-offical @schrodingers-queer-kid-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @scared-guy-offical @scoliosis-offical @senario-offical @selfship-offical @send-asks-to-gus-offical-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @ships-offical @shitpostgenerator-offical @shipping-officals-offical @sign-painter-offical @silena-beauregard-offical @skitty-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @slushee-offical @sloth-offical @sleep-offical @sleepgod-offical @smol-gremlin-child-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @snails-offical @snails-offical @sneeze-offical @song-offical @sok-offical @sovereignty-offical @solangelo-offical @sparkles-emoji-offical @spiderman-offical @spy-tf2-offical @sprite-offical @space-offical @stormcloud-offical @stupid-idiot-cats-offical @star-offical @stabbypaul-offical WE GOT THE YURIIIII LETS GOOOOOOO
It would Be Better if it were Snail Yuri. But. Yuri is good.
seems pretty homophobic to me...
WE HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN
Homophobic Chicken...
nuh uh not anymore
I do Not Believe you, chicken
seems pretty homophobic to me...
WE HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN
Homophobic Chicken...
Why is everyone in the Officalverse DEAD or DYING right now
Is that...
A delicious Breadcrumb?
does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat
not a cat, first off
snale
No
That's a snale
The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people
And EVERYONE is a minor, it's like a requirement
I Am Not. Unless I do not Count as the Immortal Snail.
War is on horizon. It is time to decide who you side with
Who is the best pizza place?
Domino's
Little Caesars
Pizza Hut
Papa John's
(We know there's not currently a papa johns, this is out of courtesy)
(Also, we want your honest answer please)
Sorry but I'm more of a homemade pizza guy myself 😅
Totally understandable! But if you had to choose?
I did like to play with dominoes as a kid, if that helps in any way.
Pizza Hut used to Have the Most Amazing Pretzel stuffed Crust. It Won my Little Snail Heart over as a Child.
Key word there is "used to"
But happy to gave your opinion! Have you perhaps tried our Parmesan Stuffed Crust?
I am Poor and You charge Extra. It was Okay. Not Worth the Money. Snails don't get Paid much.
War is on horizon. It is time to decide who you side with
Who is the best pizza place?
Domino's
Little Caesars
Pizza Hut
Papa John's
(We know there's not currently a papa johns, this is out of courtesy)
(Also, we want your honest answer please)
Sorry but I'm more of a homemade pizza guy myself 😅
Totally understandable! But if you had to choose?
I did like to play with dominoes as a kid, if that helps in any way.
Pizza Hut used to Have the Most Amazing Pretzel stuffed Crust. It Won my Little Snail Heart over as a Child.
i go to the stationary store
i eated the crayons
crumch
Cannibalism. I do Often indulge in This Too.