[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[darrkstripe-deactivated20210925]

GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Bucket

[tadpoledancer]

Hello darkness my old friend

[fuckyahumor]

damnnnnn 

[cdpdoodler]

enemy spotted

[faceless-king-deactivated201911]

Box king

[etheringtonbrothers]

For #LEARNUARY today, here’s how to THINK when you draw GRASS! LEARNUARY is in full swing over on our TWITTER HERE, and there’s SO MUCH for you to check out, loads of tutorials, reference sets and drawing tips going up over there EVERY DAY this month, just GO HERE and start scrolling to see it all! Tutorials BOOKS 1 and 2 coming EXCLUSIVELY to KICKSTARTER in March 2019, just mail “Add me, Lorenzo!” to [email protected] to be on the SECRET LAUNCH WEEK MAILING LIST - the only way to guarantee you don’t miss them, since the books will NOT be made available anywhere else next year (online, Amazon, bookshops etc)! Lorenzo!

[jacobfredburt]

Photography Club Headcanons

Fureddo Jonzu

He is a high functioning autistic.

He loves Rube Goldberg machines and mystery novels.

He’s living with his uncle who is a police detective.

He is incapable of noticing when someone has a crush on him.

Dafuni Bureiku

She has a painfully obvious crush of Fureddo.

Her family runs an inn.

Her family tree branches all over the continent of Asia.

She is not in the martial art’s club, but she is skilled in karate and judo, and could hold her own against Budo.

She always keeps a spare pair of shoes in her bag.

She’s highly allergic to shellfish.

Beruma Dinkuri

She loses her glasses constantly.

She’s very protective of Dafuni and will often come to her rescue if she’s being harassed.

She has a tit for tat relationship with Rojasu.

She forgets to eat sometimes, but when she does she can out eat Rojasu.

She will often steal other peoples food, especially Rojasu’s.

She’s the Strawberry Thieves’ biggest fan.

Rojasu Norubiru

He has a rather adventurous palette and will try things such as pickle flavored ice cream, this is the only time his meals are safe from Beruma.

He works at a local department store.

He has a crush on Amai Odayaka.

If properly motivated he’s the fastest runner in school.

He’s secretly a pile of unbridled neuroses.

Sukubi Dubidu

He comes from the demon world.

He thinks very highly of Fureddo.

He hangs out with Rojasu all the time and stays at his house.

He’s made passes at both Dafuni and Beruma, but once got drunk and tried to get with Umeji Kizuguchi.

[shibedere-sim]

Could you draw Midori x Osoro or Genka x Kyoshi?? I luv ur art

She’s tired of seeing midori killed as a punchline

And kyoshi just single handedly destroyed a months worth of flowers

[crrrowley]

Official Dream Daddy Concept Art from the Momocon Panel

[thechronicleofshe]

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

__________

 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re

[theherunoirnetwork]

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

I’m saving this.

[hiddentreasurerp]

This is good

[chubbyboywonder]

Always reblog

[cccrystalclear]

I was thinking of doing a painting tutorial but I found out that it would be too hard for me to explain what I do to make the painting effect, cuz the effect only appear cuz of my dear brushes that is above. If you want to know how I set up my layers when I do the painting just let me know. :)

[metamorphicrocky]

Things about Spider-Verse people aren’t talking enough about:

Hey warning, there’s spoilers. Also this is not in order. Like, at all.

Play dumb. “Who’s Morales?” Not that dumb!

Miles trying to climb that fence and just falling and bouncing back like nothing happened

Miles trying to make new friends from the moment he walked into his new school

baby boy’s freckles!!!! aaaa!!

literally. every. single. time. when Peter calls Miles “bud” or “kid”

Peni has heelys and this is how we know we’re in the good timeline

when Miles gets bit he just. fuckin slaps it off. like why is that so funny??

goober

Miles’ fucking face when Ham just hands him a whole ass mallet and says it’ll fit in his pocket

Gwen’s picture of her, Miles, and Pete on her phone!!!

Miles’ dumb little voice when talking to his dad at the end

boy gave a baby a fist bump and said “what’s up, little man?” like!!!! he is too precious

Peter’s fucking plan to get into Alchemax involved him planning to steal a bagel

Peter B. Parker used finger guns in a completely normal context and I love it

TGI SPIDEY’S

ugh that sweet little moment in the Spider-Cave (???) when Miles saw Peter being sad over MJ and he made a joke to cheer him up and Pete laughed like it was the funniest thing

and also about the above thing: Gwen looking between the two of them being adorable, knowing that this homeless corpse’s heart grew ten times that day

Gwanda

“save it for Comic Con” THAT MADE IT INTO THE MOVIE AND DAMN IS IT FUNNY

Miles and his dad Jefferson…WOW did a bitch cry in the club the two times I’ve seen that movie, they are so fucking adorable

Snapchat is Picaboo

Peter being a whole fucking mood in the middle of the final battle when he sees the buildings merging together and he just goes “I have to admit that looks cool”

Miles trying to guilt trip Peter into teaching him, and Peter gave in within like five seconds. dude literally yelled an argument at himself for five whole seconds, swore violently into his elbow to protect my innocent little boy from bad words, and gave up completely

that moment in the forest when Peter crouches down and gets in that contemplation position with his hand on his chin and Miles just looks at him. slowly lifts his hand up. looks at his hand. then at Peter. and slooowly brings it up to his chin to copy him. UGH he’s too cute

[artmagine]

The amazing concept art of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse by Jessica Rossier and Bastien Grivet

Artbook: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - The Art of the Movie

[ironinkpen]

concept: after a few meetings, miles’ dad finally realizes that spiderman is like. a kid. and not even like a college kid, an actual, legitimate, “thinks dropping his voice actually disguises it” child. after his freak out (he went up against king pin but he’s so small?? rio he said he loved me he’s a baby-) he becomes very determined To Stop Spiderman (From Hurting Himself), but since the kid’s so slippery he mostly just… dads at him from the sidelines, yells encouragements and backs him up in fights and asks him if he’s okay afterwards between lectures on vigilantism and also do your parents know where you are young man? and at some point the double parenting starts to confuse miles and he accidentally calls him dad to his face while in the spiderman suit without even noticing. but jefferson notices and is like. Ah. My Child Now. and Operation: Stop Spiderman turns into Operation: Adopt Spiderman. so anyway he’s currently trying to figure out how to ask miles if he’d be okay with having a brother and miles is currently trying to figure out how to tell his own father that he can’t actually adopt him 

[maightymai]

Marinette worst nightmare

[takethesnowtrain]

Sorry for the manga spoilers. Expect more BNHA fan art

[theemotionmachine]

Virtue requires a delicate balance. 

[tobi-kelma]

This could be a great set of descriptors for tracking social stats in a game.

[appel-likes]

Woah

[shaelit]

A good chart for character development, especially when contrasting how they are vs. how they see themselves.

[demidevilqueen]

Sabrina is one of the most interesting Gym Leaders to me 👁‍🗨 Anyone else got a fave?

[nyazuline-deactivated20200505]

more v3 art