[gothhabiba]

if you're not perfect at something the first time you try it it's really important that you give up immediately

[dominicanmermaid]

[sandmandaddy69]

[n0stalgos]

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

[titsay]

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[emziess]

Welcome to Earth!

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[h4nifah]

accepting that I am a difficult woman

[whatkindofnameisella]

ursula k le guin affirmations for your day:

it is our differences which make us dearer to one another

it is never too late to start loving

the enemy is not the foreigner, but the ones who tell you to hate the foreigner

everyone should have food, shelter, and work

everything is a yin and yang metaphor if you try hard enough

sci-fi is important

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[sacred-portal]

[theambitiouswoman]

Your routines are a love letter to your future self

[disgustinggf]

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

[desscaras-world]

forgor

[simplesandwichies]

incredible things happening on jeopardy

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.