AnonFan2024

For posting Fandom Love Letters

[anonfan2024]

Happy 20th Niley Day to all who celebrate! 🌦️

I want to use this opportunity to formally apologize to Nick and Miley for (gestures broadly at my behavior back in the day).

[anonfan2024]

As an American, I for one eagerly await becoming a part of Canada.

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One heart is sad to see how it ended and the decisions behind the scenes.

The other heart is grateful to the actors and crew. Along with the fandom that stuck by them all these years.

I'll never regret stepping onto the Tardis. <3

[anonfan2024]

It's a Jet Lag in the USA

They hopped off the plane at LAX

With a dream and a card deck

Welcome to the land of challenges (whoa)

Is Queen Amy gonna win?

Jumped in the cab

Gotta win it on the first try

Look to their right and they see an ominous sign

This is all so crazy

Does being YouTubers make them famous?

Their feet are hurting

And they gotta find a good trick

Too much pressure and Adam’s nervous

That's when the taxi man turned on the radio

And the Snack Zone song was on

And the Snack Zone song was on

And the Snack Zone song was on

So they put their hands up

They're playing the game

Ben’s fit is always hella slay

They’re filming the vids like yeah

Running for the train like yeah

They got their score up

They're playing the game

They know they’re gonna be okay

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

Get to the spot in their taxi cab

Everybody's looking at them now

Like "Who are the twinks asking for weird sh*t?

They gotta be from out of town"

So hard with the team not around them

It's definitely not a Wendover party

'Cause all they get are rejections

Are they gonna miss their connections?

Their backs are aching

And they’ve gotta be quick

With polling the public

That's when the challenge deck cards align

And the game was so back on

And the game was so back on

And the game was so back on

So they put their hands up

They're playing the game

They gotta fly fly away

They’re begging the TSA agent like yeah

Begging the agent like yeah

They got their hands up

They're playing the game

They know they’re gonna be okay

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

Feel like hopping on a flight (on a flight)

Back to claim a state tonight  (state tonight)

Sam tries to stop them every time (every time)

Then the challenge cards align and they feel alright (yeah)

So they put their hands up

They're playing the game

They gotta go claim more states

They're timing their moves like yeah

Using vetos like yeah

They got their hands up

They're playing the game

They know they’re gonna be okay

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

So we put our hands up

We’re watching along

We know we’re gonna hit replay

We’re tracking the scores like yeah

Writing comments like yeah

We got our hands up

Our theories were wrong

Which team is gonna be okay?

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

[anonfan2024]

I don't know if anyone felt like it's the day after the 2016 election. Something about watching Stephen Colbert say goodbye reopened old wounds. The wound of the little girl inside of me being told to stay in my place as the most qualified woman lost to a mediocre man. The wound of watching people die during the pandemic. The wound of watching people's lives shattered by cruel immigration laws. Yet they also want to take away the jokes and small slice of hope the Late Show represented.

I believe that ultimately goodness will overcome. But that doesn't make today hurt any less.

[jetlagupdates]

Ben posted an Instagram story!

[anonfan2024]

Me, a strong independent WOC: I am no white man's wh*re!

Jet Lag guys: (Exist)

Me: Correction, I am only these specific white men's wh*re. That's still super progressive and feminist!

[haveyoutriedlockingin]

he would have done the foot dance with mike 💔

[anonfan2024]

Somebody at Wendover or Nebula please gift this to Sam for the next holiday season.

I will pay you any amount you name for the footage 😂

[anonfan2024]

Dear Hunger Games

Sweetheart, I can’t lie to you.

A big part of me resents that I fall deeper in love with you as time marches on.

If I could trade you for all the people that should still be with us, I would. Or healing for all the broken hearts and unnecessary suffering we inflict upon others.

Alas, the odds are not in our favor and the world can be deeply cruel and dark.

Yet in spite of that, we continue to choose hope and goodness. Even if we never see that world catching fire, we can spark the flame.

Thank you for being my dandelion in the snow. A reminder tomorrow can be kinder if we choose so.

Real or not real? Real.

Yours forever

Anon

[anonfan2024]

You know it's bad when I, a Badam fan, stopped the video when Ben and Adam were announced as the winners and complained to my coworkers. GG to Mike and Sam fans, ya'll got robbed.

[anonfan2024]

Dear Project Hail Mary

As a cradle Catholic, I’m no stranger to praying for miracles. I've spent many nights repeating the prayer Hail Mary to our Blessed Lady for her intercession.

I’ve seen those prayers get answered in very visceral and immediate ways. Inexplicable except for divine intervention. 

But you remind me of the other ways I’ve seen prayers answered. Through the quiet choices people make to do good despite what it costs them. Hope that springs from a source deep inside when the world gives you no reason to believe tomorrow is possible. Convergence of so many factors that lead to the right people being in the right time and place to solve difficult problems.

Thank you for reminding me that sometimes, I’m called to participate in the grand scheme and be the answer to someone’s prayer. I know I don’t always live up to that calling, but I ask for forgiveness for my past failures and pray that I recognize those situations and accept it in the future

Yours across the light years

Anon

[anonfan2024]

Dear Welcome to Night Vale

Weird. Quirky. Offbeat.

These are words society has thrown at me as long as I can remember.

Just be normal they say.

And for too long, that’s what I desperately tried to be.

Then you come along and not only embrace it, but celebrate that part of me. You showed me how to be my full, authentic self. The world’s opinion be damned.

Thank you for that my love

Yours in weird

Anon

[anonfan2024]

Dear Supernatural

Nobody expected our love. Most of all me

What’s a boring nerdy girl doing watching a horror show about dude bros? Yet we defied their expectations over fifteen seasons.

Did I always agree with you? Absolutely not.

Did we fight? Absolutely.

But did I stick with you through it all? Absolutely.

Through the queerbaiting. Through the preposterous stories. Through nights crying over digging Elvis.

All because I couldn’t help falling in love with you.

With your quirky humor. Gorgeous cinematography. Meta episodes showing your love back to us.

You may be gone in some ways, but part of you lives on when I choose family that don’t end with blood. When I let myself cry as the sun sets. When I save people and hunt things in my own unique way.

Carry on my wayward love. Carry on.

Y yo ti SPN

Anon

[anonfan2024]

Dear Jet Lag Fandom

Before I met you, I didn't believe in love at first sight.

Believed love is far too deep of an emotion to come at the drop of a hat.

Yet that’s how I found myself falling for you. Instantaneously. Completely. Breathlessly.

What is it about you that made it so easy and safe?

Openness to new experiences? Laughter in the face of adversity? Your sense of humor? Friendships that remind me of what supportive communities should be like? Or is it all that and more?

Thank you for all the adventures we’ve had together. Laughter. Tears. Memes. Inside jokes. Trolling. Video edits. Gorgeous footage. Fanfic.

Arguably too much fanfiction you wild thing. (Though I must accept part of the blame. Mea culpa my dear.)

So here’s to where we’ve been and to the many more adventures to come as we run to catch our next train.

Yours even after the Deutsche Bahns,

Anon

[anonfan2024]

Dear Storyscape

Oh my beloved star crossed love.

I stand at your grave, staring at the broken app I can’t bare to delete.

Loving you was so easy. As natural as breathing and light as sunshine. You came in and swept me off my feet before I knew what was happening.

It was almost scandalous how brief our courtship was before we ran off together.

So why was the universe so cruel as to break us apart so quickly? I’d barely gotten to spend time with you. There was so much more for us to experience together. You deserved it. As did I.

Alas, what is the value in mourning over something that has already slipped out of my fingertips?

So instead, I cherish what we had. It was deep. It was passionate. It was real. Unlike Kate Winslet, I will never let that feeling go. Promise.

Yours forever my darling

Anon

[anonfan2024]

Dear Nerdfighteria

My dearest stable and dependable life partner.

Our love is a classic YA novel. We met in high school history class. A girl and a video her teacher puts on the projector.

Slowly building up to learn about the rest of the Crash Course series. Vlogbrothers. Sci Show. Lizzie Bennet. P4A.

Through it all, loving you is so natural and simple.

You never ask me for anything but instead give me so much.

In the nearly fourteen years we’ve known each other, you have been there for me every day.

You held my hand when life changed that awful April afternoon. You cried with me on a bitter cold late night in November. You gave me hope in a dark and tumultuous March.

Thank you for being there and believing in me before I had faith in myself. You helped turn me into the woman I am today while never forgetting to be awesome.

Loving you in our little infinity

Anon