AnonFan2024

Just an Anon girl, living in a fandom world.

[anonfan2024]

I got my Nebula subscription last week

Just like we always talked about

'Cause you were so excited for me

To finally watch Crime Spree

But today I watched them torture JT

Crying 'cause they look like babies

And you're probably rooting for the blonde boy

While Badam is what I’m about

But truly all I’m here for the squees

Was there ever a doubt?

Yeah, today I watched the pilot Crime Spree

'Cause how could I ever love something else?

And I know it’s wasn’t perfect but I've never felt this way for no one

And I just can't imagine how we could be so okay if it was gone

Guess Sam didn't mean to turn Ben and Adam into celebrities

'Cause they said green light it now I watch Jet Lag endlessly

And all my friends are tired

Of hearing how much I love it but

I kinda feel sorry for them

'Cause they'll never know it the way that we do

Yeah, today I watched the pilot

And pictured I was watching it with you

And I know it’s not perfect but I've never felt this way for no one

Oh, and I just can't imagine how we could be so okay if it were gone

I guess we meant what we wrote in those fics

'Cause they said hello now we’re crying on A03

Red lights

Stop signs

I still see their faces

In the white cars

Front yards

Can't help drive past the places

They used to

Go to

Without taking pictures, babe

Sidewalks

They crossed

I still hear their voices

In the traffic

They’re laughing

Over all the noise

They were so blue

Knowing the game was through

But I still freaking love you, babes

I know they’re not perfect but I've never felt this way for no one

And I just can't imagine how we’ll be so okay once they’re done

Guess I truly mean what I wrote in this Olivia parody

'Cause nothings lasts forever but we’ll have the memories

Yeah, I’ll always be thinking about how they tortured JT.

[anonfan2024]

I wanna be the very best

Like Adam always was

To race Bam is my real test

To ride trains is my cause

I will travel across Japan

Racing far and wide

Each prefecture to understand

The power that's inside

(Prefectures, gotta catch 'em all)

Its you and me

I know it's my destiny

(Team Atom)

Oh, you're my best friend

On a board we must defend

(Prefecture, gotta catch 'em all)

A heart so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Go Atom go!

(gotta catch 'em all)

Gotta catch 'em all

Yeah

Every challenge along the way

With courage I will face

I will battle Sam and Ben

To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right

There's no better team

Arm in arm we'll win the fight

It's always been our dream

(Prefectures , gotta catch 'em all)

Its you and me

In the land of the rising sun!

(Team Atom!)

Wait, does that make us weeaboos?

Allegations we can’t defend

(Prefectures, gotta catch 'em all)

A heart so true

Our anxiety will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Prefectures

(gotta catch 'em all)

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Yeah!

(Prefectures, gotta catch 'em all)

Its you and me

Redemption’s my destiny

(Prefectures)

Oh, we’re on a down trend

This flop card we must defend

(Prefectures, gotta catch 'em all)

With our hats so blue

Our courage will pull us through

You record me and I'll record you

Prefectures!

(gotta catch 'em all)

Gotta catch 'em all

(Prefectures)

[anonfan2024]

Dear Dropout

Our story is a little unconventional.

We met when we were younger. Back when you used to be College Humor and I still had stars in my eyes.

There were some chuckles at popular videos, but I’ll be honest the spark wasn’t there. 

So we stayed as casual acquaintances that crossed paths for a brief moment and moved on.

All these years later, we happen to meet again.

This time, you’re called Dropout. And I can see how much we’ve both grown. Maybe that means our story is reuniting as adults when the time is finally right.

Because you remind me that my joy and happiness is in and of itself valuable. That’s something I need to hear more frequently than I allow myself to.

Thank you for being there the whole time.

Yours in laughter,

-Anon

[traintodaegu]

[anonfan2024]

POV: You’re at the Benjamin Doyle’s Boyfriends Meeting.

[indelible-anisole]

in my heart of hearts i know it would have been so funny to end up building an asian team and then accidentally call them the yellow team. in my heart of hearts this was a possibility and i wish there was a bts where this became what really happened

[anonfan2024]

My Asian ass was waiting for this 🤣 Do it you cowards!

[anonfan2024]

TFW you support Badam but can also see how mixing up the teams will be fun.

[anonfan2024]

Overall good season and performance from everyone.

Though at this point, somebody needs to get Sam an exorcist . Clearly some bad spirits haunting his gameplay and house. 🤔

[anonfan2024]

As a certified short girlie, offically canceling Jet Lag. 😤

How dare they discriminate against my people.

[anonfan2024]

I love you Baltimore

With your water taxis on the shore

The sight of your ships is a fantasy

The sound of their engines a symphony

[anonfan2024]

No matter who wins this season, Badam nation is being fed. So far we’ve gotten

-OP timing for catching flights

-customer service workers helping them out

-Drunk!Ben

-2 Badam dates (so far?)

-Snack Zone:After Hours

And I love that for us ❤️

[anonfan2024]

This JLTG post was brought to you by the Coca Cola Corporation.

[anonfan2024]

Happy 20th Niley Day to all who celebrate! 🌦️

I want to use this opportunity to formally apologize to Nick and Miley for (gestures broadly at my behavior back in the day).

[anonfan2024]

As an American, I for one eagerly await becoming a part of Canada.

[anonfan2024]

One heart is sad to see how it ended and the decisions behind the scenes.

The other heart is grateful to the actors and crew. Along with the fandom that stuck by them all these years.

I'll never regret stepping onto the Tardis. <3

[anonfan2024]

It's a Jet Lag in the USA

They hopped off the plane at LAX

With a dream and a card deck

Welcome to the land of challenges (whoa)

Is Queen Amy gonna win?

Jumped in the cab

Gotta win it on the first try

Look to their right and they see an ominous sign

This is all so crazy

Does being YouTubers make them famous?

Their feet are hurting

And they gotta find a good trick

Too much pressure and Adam’s nervous

That's when the taxi man turned on the radio

And the Snack Zone song was on

And the Snack Zone song was on

And the Snack Zone song was on

So they put their hands up

They're playing the game

Ben’s fit is always hella slay

They’re filming the vids like yeah

Running for the train like yeah

They got their score up

They're playing the game

They know they’re gonna be okay

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

Get to the spot in their taxi cab

Everybody's looking at them now

Like "Who are the twinks asking for weird sh*t?

They gotta be from out of town"

So hard with the team not around them

It's definitely not a Wendover party

'Cause all they get are rejections

Are they gonna miss their connections?

Their backs are aching

And they’ve gotta be quick

With polling the public

That's when the challenge deck cards align

And the game was so back on

And the game was so back on

And the game was so back on

So they put their hands up

They're playing the game

They gotta fly fly away

They’re begging the TSA agent like yeah

Begging the agent like yeah

They got their hands up

They're playing the game

They know they’re gonna be okay

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

Feel like hopping on a flight (on a flight)

Back to claim a state tonight  (state tonight)

Sam tries to stop them every time (every time)

Then the challenge cards align and they feel alright (yeah)

So they put their hands up

They're playing the game

They gotta go claim more states

They're timing their moves like yeah

Using vetos like yeah

They got their hands up

They're playing the game

They know they’re gonna be okay

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA

So we put our hands up

We’re watching along

We know we’re gonna hit replay

We’re tracking the scores like yeah

Writing comments like yeah

We got our hands up

Our theories were wrong

Which team is gonna be okay?

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

Yeah, it's a Jet Lag in the USA!

[anonfan2024]

I don't know if anyone felt like it's the day after the 2016 election. Something about watching Stephen Colbert say goodbye reopened old wounds. The wound of the little girl inside of me being told to stay in my place as the most qualified woman lost to a mediocre man. The wound of watching people die during the pandemic. The wound of watching people's lives shattered by cruel immigration laws. Yet they also want to take away the jokes and small slice of hope the Late Show represented.

I believe that ultimately goodness will overcome. But that doesn't make today hurt any less.

[jetlagupdates]

Ben posted an Instagram story!