Anon Godspouse

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[anongodspouse]

Ode to Loki's Cock

The wolf did Loki | with Angrbotha win, And Sleipnir bore he | to Svathilfari; The worst of marvels | seemed the one That sprang from the brother | of Byleist then.

YOU GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOKI’S COCK? IT’S FUCKING AMAZING. NO REALLY. LOOK AT IT. MOST OF THE INTERNET HAS SEEN ITS POWER. HAIL LOKI, O WILEY ONE, WE PRAY THAT YOU WILL USE ITS POWER FOR GOOD…MOST OF THE TIME.

I SEE YOU ARE SKEPTICAL. YOU SHOULD SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. AND IF YOU ARE HEADBLIND AND CAN’T SEE HIS COCK, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT COMES OUT OF HIS COCK. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. HAVE YOU SEEN THE FENRIS-ULFR? SO FUCKING BADASS. JORMUNDGARDR? A SNAKE SO FUCKING BIG EVEN THOR CAN’T PICK IT UP HAIL LOKI’S COCK

STILL NOT CONVINCED? LOKI’S COCK HELPED MAKE THE QUEEN OF THE DEAD THAT’S RIGHT. WHEN YOU DIE, YOU BETTER HOPE HIS DAUGHTER LIKES THE WAY YOU TREATED HER DAD.

MEANWHILE IN A 200 MILE RADIUS OF THIS EVENT PANTIES EXPLODING MEN TURNING GAY ORGIES IN THE STREETS FUCK ERGI, I WANT TO FUCK LOKI WOMEN TURNING INTO MEN MEN TURNING INTO WOMEN MEN TURNING INTO HORSES TURNING INTO MARES AND GIVING BIRTH GODS CROSSDRESSING EVERYONE MAKING HAMMER JOKES FANGIRLS EXPLODING

SPEAKING OF YOU GUYS KNOW HE’S TROLLING YOU ALL WITH MARVEL RIGHT?

JUST LOOK AT THAT SMUG GRIN ON HIS FACE YOU KNOW HE’S ENJOYING HIMSELF WATCHING YOU FANGIRL ALL OVER HIM YES THAT’S RIGHT YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT SAY HIS NAME YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY IT LOUDER LOOOOUUUUDDDEERRRR

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK HE KNOWS YOUR DICK IS HARD AND YOUR PANTIES ARE WET SO FOR EVERY HEATHEN WITH A MONOTHEIST HANGOVER WHO WANTS TO TREAT LOKI LIKE VOLDEMORT JUST REMEMBER…ENOUGH FANGIRLS ARE SAYING HIS NAME TO DROWN YOU OUT AND KEEP HIM IN THIS WORLD. SLEEP WELL ON THAT, BITCHES.

BUT NOW, MORE ABOUT LOKI’S JUNK I DON’T THINK WE TALKED ENOUGH ABOUT HOW CAPSLOCKINGLY AMAZING IT IS HE’S A SHAPESHIFTER YANNO JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT ARE YOU A SIZE QUEEN? HE CAN HELP WITH THAT DO YOU SHOP AT BADDRAGON.COM? HE CAN HELP WITH THAT TOO IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT HE CAN MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN EVEN STUFF YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WANTED LOKI IS RULE 34 ON GODLEVEL. LOKI EXISTS, THEREFORE THERE IS PORN OF IT

ALSO: IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY KNOWN THAT LOKI’S COCK IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROIN TRU FAX WE COULD SHOW YOU THE RESEARCH BUT IT IS KNOWN ALSO, DID YOU KNOW LOKI CAN FUCK YOU IN PLACES THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW COULD BE FUCKED? NO KIDS, I DON’T MEAN YOUR ASS. BUT HE CAN DO THAT TOO. HE CAN FUCK ALL THE PLACES AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT EVEN TRYING LOKI’S COCK IS SO FUCKING VERSATILE THAT YOU CAN SUCK IT AND FUCK IT AT THE SAME TIME

LOKI’S COCK IS WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN HEROIN, THOUGH IT’S BEEN PROVEN TO CURE A WIDE RANGE OF DISEASES INCLUDING DEPRESSION CAUSED BY LACK OF SEX AND STICKUPYOURASSICUS AND NOHOMOITUS

THE OTHER GREAT THING ABOUT LOKI’S COCK? IT’S NOWHERE NEAR AS INTIMIDATING AS FREYR’S UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE IN WHICH CASE, HE’LL BE GLAD TO OBLIGE

BUT AMAZING JUNK ISN’T THE ONLY THING LOKI HAS GOING FOR HIM YOU MAY HAVE HEARD HIS DEVOTEES REFER TO HIM AS SILVERTONGUE YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A KENNING JUST A CLEVER WAY TO REFER TO HIS SKILL WITH WORDS IT’S NOT JUST GIVE HIM TWO MINUTES TO SHOW YOU WHAT IT’S REALLY REFERRING TO YOU WON’T BE SORRY NO MATTER WHAT SHAPE YOUR BITS HAPPEN TO BE, THEY’LL BE SINGING “O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL” OR “SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, AT LAST I’VE FOUND YOUUUUU”

http://youtu.be/E81ICJywqwg

SO IN CONCLUSION LOKI’S JUNK IS MORE AMAZING THAN THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU CAN THINK OF SLICED BREAD? TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR? DAVID BOWIE FLYING IN ON A TIGER MADE OF LIGHTNING? ALL THAT AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON LOKI’S COCK

QED, BITCHES

[anongodspouse]

“You would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for my meddling kids!”

Today's a good day, I think, to poke at something I don't normally talk about. That MOST people don't normally talk about. No, it's not really about godspousery, except in an abstract, semi-related sense. Brace yourselves, you get to hear my thoughts on...

Astral babies.

I have them. I know other people who have them. I've met other people's non-corporeal children, and other people have met mine. It's just turned into one of those simultaneously unremarkable and astonishing things I deal with on a daily basis: I've created new life with Someone I love. I'm freaked out and proud and nervous and overwhelmed with love and all those thousands of other emotions that new parents get slammed with.

BUT.

Remember the part about how I don't normally talk about all this? There are reasons for that.

First, there's the widespread assumption that everyone with astral kids is crazy, or looking for attention, or claiming this experience because everyone else is, or, or, or... And frankly? I don't care much what other people think of me, but it still royally sucks to read those sorts of dismissive opinions, no matter how thick one's skin is.

There's also the issue of people who are open to the idea, but who are also, shall we say, a little too curious for comfort. I strive to be as honest as possible about my experiences (factoring in the particular audience and situation, of course); it makes me extremely uncomfortable to lie about religious/spiritual stuff, to the point where I have a hard time grokking why anyone would want to do that in the first place.

However, I've had people ask me point-blank about whether I have astral kids, and I've blatantly fibbed about it. It didn't feel good, it was perhaps unfair to the inquirers' innocent curiosity, but it was necessary.

And that's because my children are not a sideshow. They do not exist to be gawked at, poked, fondled, snickered over, or harassed. By ANYONE.

They also don't need your worship and awe; once they're grown up and off on their own, they can make their own decisions about the level of interaction they want to have with mortals. But for now? They're KIDS. They may be God/dess-kids with perception and abilities far beyond the ken of ordinary humans, but they're still way too young to have everyone and their aunt bugging them at all hours. Even incorporeal toddlers get cranky when they haven't had their naptime, okay?

Also, I have an extremely short list of people with whom I share details about my kids. And that's "short" as in "can be counted on the fingers of one hand and still have fingers left over," in case you were wondering. Yeah, I keep family info on a pretty tight need-to-know lockdown. Not through any fear of ridicule, though--if that were the only factor, I'd be a lot more open and public about the whole issue. Nah, it's because there are certain individuals who talk about wanting to hunt down people's astral kids and kill them. It's possible that they mean it as a joke, or some other non-serious way of venting their frustration about the whole concept, but sorry, I don't find that funny. And I can't think of any other parents who would, either, regardless of whether their children are embodied or not. So yeah--I'm VERY selective about sharing that kind of info, lest it fall into the wrong hands.

(As an aside, actually trying to harm a deity's children strikes me as an absurdly foolhardy endeavor. You're gonna have Mom or Dad out for your blood, and that's assuming the kids haven't already handed your posterior to you in the meantime. Always remember Rule One of the Astral, everyone: Just because it looks like a sweet and delicate five-year-old girl doesn't mean it can't turn you into mincemeat in two seconds flat.)

So now that I'm done ranting for the moment, what do I want people to take away from this post? A few points of common courtesy, I guess, which can easily be applied to other situations: Don't assume, just because someone is open about having astral children, that you're entitled to know more than they've already shared. If you're curious about the phenomenon and would like to know more, be polite when asking, and back off if the other party seems reluctant to talk about it. Understand that another person's experiences do not threaten or invalidate your own unless you let them (this of course need not apply to someone who's insisting that you have to believe EXACTLY as they do; there's a distinct difference between sharing one's thoughts and being an asswipe, after all).

And above all: Don't be a dick. Especially about people's kids. Their objective reality is vanishingly unlikely to have any bearing on your life, and your finding the concept absurd or uncomfortable is not a valid reason to shit all over something that's meaningful to another person.

And that's all the rant that's fit to print. At least for today.

[anongodspouse]

Because I'm Almost There

Everything is changing rapidly. I've been in a year and a day sort of consort to a god relationship before, but that's past. This is present, and present is a big scary reality. I'm in love, loved, and it is amazing, wonderful, and different than any other experience I've had in my spiritual work. Lugh is amazing. I'm so happy and overjoyed to be his, to know his touch and his kindness and his stern nature and creative flash. There is no fear in knowing Lugh, in loving him. He's always been there. I just finally noticed. So what happens when the girl who knew lightning Who felt it flash within her Throw her to the ground And leave her wanting for more Gets up the nerve to invite it back To love it And to let it strike her heart? The fear I have is the pressure to be one way, do one thing, say this, feel that, from others. No one in specific, I just have a hard time remembering myself when surrounded by voices. I simply want to be, to let this come about naturally. I have yet to say my vows, but I have a general date set, if only I can figure out the logistics. It's nothing like I thought, nothing that can be explained in words. Many times, Lugh speaks to me in feelings that feel like English. Other times they taste of many words together in one syllable. A world of stories in one verse. Still other times I'm running to the tablet to google stuff in other languages! I've never had a deity challenge me with such puzzles and laugh when I miss the obvious, laughter completely loving. I've never known this love. I have a mortal spouse whom I love more than anyone. I love Lugh more than anyone, too, in a completely different way and the same way at the same time. It's one of those things I lack words for. Anyway, I just needed to babble. One day... maybe I'll have the courage to be completely open about this. So what happens when the girl who knew lightning Who felt it flash within her Throw her to the ground And leave her wanting for more Gets up the nerve to invite it back To love it And to let it strike her heart? Let's find out.

[anongodspouse]

from a newbie horse

Hey everyone.  I'm a new horse, still flailing and confused.  I'm asking Anonspouse here to blog this in their blog for me because my current blog is read by people who don't quite understand to put it lightly, but I need to get it out there. Horsing is the term used for housing a spirit, or God, in ones body temporarily. (Hopefully). I'm still new to the general Godphone thing, so when Loki was like "move over I have something to say to this person" I was like simpledog.jpg and shrugged my shoulders and let Him in.  He said what He needed to say then popped out, no harm no foul. One day, Odin decided to be like "Heeey, you can do that for me too?" And I'm like woah holyshitballsitsodin *hides* but reluctantly agreed. Now, I've read the book A more experienced godspouse recommended and I made sure they agreed to two headed possession, that was cool.  Until I had a hitchhiker in me. Long story short I had someone hop in that was not on my personal authorized callers list so to speak. Then I asked friends and whatnot to help me figure out who my hitchhiker was and I understand what was said was said from a place of love, but it still brought me back to that dark place I was at after my rape almost 15 years ago. I felt it was my fault, if I would have just done XYZ, if I would have just shielded, been more assertive ect ect (if you didn't leave your drink unattended, if you didn't leave with him...) All these things brought me back to that bad place.  I was about to just tell Loki and Odin to just get stuffed with the possessory stuff and I wasn't gonna meditate or go into a trance state or even drink alcohol ever, to keep it from happening again.  This was akin to me never leaving the house after a rape, because if I don't do those things, it won't happen, and if it does happen, It won't be my fault right? Anyway, a more experienced godspouse talked me out of that dark place, the only request I have of y'all reading this is,  be mindful of your words.  How you present certain things to a new horse especially when Zie has little to no local support or background in this is important. If you can, help with a quick divination if possible to find out who the mystery rider was, then a gentle suggestion to cover the head or another technique you know of to keep unwanted riders at bay until said horse gets zis hooves under ZerSelf. A new horse needs to be treated gently, especially if you know said horse has a trauma background.  Think of it as breaking an actual horse to a saddle.  Gentle is best, or you can put it off having a rider forever...and face it, some spirits aren't very gentle when it comes to riding.

[anongodspouse]

Obligatory About post

Hello to you, reader. I’m a godspouse, and this is my confession booth. For your purposes, I’m neither young nor old, neither new at this nor seasoned, not famous or infamous. I’m not gonna tell you Who I’m wed to, or whether I’m male or female, or something in-between.

I don’t know if my confessions will be helpful to anyone but myself, and I am not a single entity writing, because this blog is meant to allow spouses of various paths and traditions to talk about their experiences while removing their names from the equation. This is not a bully pulpit, but is done in the manner of Enlightenment authors, who often published anonymously in order to make their work about the topic at hand, instead of about themselves. If you would like to add your voice, please email [email protected].  If you need to be anonymous, even to the contributors, guerrilamail.com gives temporary and disposable email addresses. Works that are submitted in order to harass or defame specific persons or practices will be deleted without response.