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āare you ok?ā no but Iām funny
Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day
āhey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worryingā āwell ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD youād see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______ā YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.
āyou canāt blame breeders for breeding to standard :/ā i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see
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Guys idk how to explain this but Collies might be the best dogs ever
well, thereās a cat hereā¦
the last song you listened to is your battle theme now how is it going
good
bad
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perfect
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i need people in my life who arent afraid of ticks and bugs and wading in murky lake water
tell me you dont wanna jump in there
take my hand. lets get bit by unfamiliar bugs together
im so bug bites
I cannot fathom pet parents who just dgaf about their dogās comfort for all they say they care about their dog. Why would you get a dog with a high maintenance coatāa doodle, a pomski, a wooly husky/malamute, a husky/malamute in general, etc.ā only to let their coat get so bad their skin canāt breathe. Your dog is walking around with a cast of fur.
āOh he doesnāt like being brushed.ā Well no shit he doesnāt like being brushed NOW!! When friction against his fur causes pain from how tightly compacted / matted it is! And regardless itās your place as the owner of a dog with a high-maintenance coat to teach your dog to like or even tolerate brushing. Regardless of your dogās feelings it has to be routine care for their longterm comfort.
āOh I donāt want to put him through grooming [to save the coat / for the dogās comfort], it would be too painful / too much for him!ā Huh, if only you had kept up with your dogās care. Really funny how if you wave off small routine care it accumulates into a huge problem. All the dog groomers and bathers in the world right now want to strangle you. Putting aside how you did this to yourself (and your dog), now is the second best time to get your dog groomed so they can feel their best again. Some groomers offer smaller, multiple sessions for severe cases where it would benefit the dog to only do parts at a time. There are OPTIONS.
āOkay but donāt shave him.ā YOU DONāTTT GET A SAY WHEN YOUR DOG IS LIVING IN A CAST OF ITS OWN FURRR.
I get money being a barrier if one truly cannot afford it / it would be irresponsible to do so at the time. I get being embarrassed / ashamed and afraid to bring your dog in in bad condition. But it has Gotttttt to be done. Your dog will feel so so so much better for it.
people who bring their dogs in matted or heavily compacted bc they dgaf: i am challenging you to not wash your hair for a full year and see how you feel. Or wear a wool sweater directly on your skin for a summer without taking it off. See how itchy and hot and irritable you are.
I cannot fathom pet parents who just dgaf about their dogās comfort for all they say they care about their dog. Why would you get a dog with a high maintenance coatāa doodle, a pomski, a wooly husky/malamute, a husky/malamute in general, etc.ā only to let their coat get so bad their skin canāt breathe. Your dog is walking around with a cast of fur.
āOh he doesnāt like being brushed.ā Well no shit he doesnāt like being brushed NOW!! When friction against his fur causes pain from how tightly compacted / matted it is! And regardless itās your place as the owner of a dog with a high-maintenance coat to teach your dog to like or even tolerate brushing. Regardless of your dogās feelings it has to be routine care for their longterm comfort.
āOh I donāt want to put him through grooming [to save the coat / for the dogās comfort], it would be too painful / too much for him!ā Huh, if only you had kept up with your dogās care. Really funny how if you wave off small routine care it accumulates into a huge problem. All the dog groomers and bathers in the world right now want to strangle you. Putting aside how you did this to yourself (and your dog), now is the second best time to get your dog groomed so they can feel their best again. Some groomers offer smaller, multiple sessions for severe cases where it would benefit the dog to only do parts at a time. There are OPTIONS.
āOkay but donāt shave him.ā YOU DONāTTT GET A SAY WHEN YOUR DOG IS LIVING IN A CAST OF ITS OWN FURRR.
I get money being a barrier if one truly cannot afford it / it would be irresponsible to do so at the time. I get being embarrassed / ashamed and afraid to bring your dog in in bad condition. But it has Gotttttt to be done. Your dog will feel so so so much better for it.
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its just really really funny referring to us and kris as "we" as if they're not the one who has to actually deal with it all :sob:
the quick brown fox jumps over tH *trips* <+ohcEHPu*CER),Dg-(AAoDo:C3=B4F!,CEATAo8BOr<&@=!2AA8c*5
does the quick brown fox need a hand
Doomsday sounds astronomically fucking bad btw
Oh how i wish it was january 6th of [reconsiders this sentence] no i dont actually
i don't go here but january 6th is my birthday did something else happen on that day?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack
https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Doomsday_War
in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD
instead ask:
is it SINCERE
was it CATHARTIC
was it FUN TO MAKE
is it MADE BY ME
and don't forget to stay silly
you may walk out of the underworld but you have to trust that she is behind you. do not look back to check.
i trust that she is there
i trust that she is there (i think)
i trust that she is there (please?)
i trust that she is there (can you hear me?)
i trust that she is there (say something so i can hear you)
i trust that she is there (what if itās a lie?)
i trust that she is there (i canāt even see her shadow on the wall)
i trust that she is there (SAY SOMETHING)
SAY SOMETHING.
look behind.
#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)
and then THE FINAL RESULT. where ālook behindā came so so so close to winning, but āi trust that she is thereā came out ahead by 0.1%. so maybe, maybe, we did it right this time. maybe this time we were able to save her.
you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!
Do you like it?
YES!!!
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note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make
(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)
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