The Manatee of Mystery

@anonymous-manatee

Ashe/Lindsey | Female | 30 something | asexual panromantic | Is no longer a single pringle Hey, I'm Ashe, this is my blog. It's mostly a dumping ground for shit I find relevent to my interests, which are many, so expect a lot of random posts with no organization whatsoever. Enjoy the insanity.

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My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

systlin

Humans will pack bond with anything.

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*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

emeline-savage

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

smushiguro

Fucking stupid ass brain

bogleech

Look at the eyes on the deep sea fish IPNOPS. They’re some of the most modified eyes ever known in a vertebrate. It’s basically lost “eyeballs” in favor of huge, concave lenses, perfect for gathering even the faintest light, possibly used to hunt bioluminescent invertebrates.

I’ve known about these since drawings of them when I was little but I never saw such clear photos of a living one before.

NOAA Okeanos Explorer Program, Gulf of Mexico 2012 Expedition. License: CC By Attribution

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hjaalmarch

yesterdaysprint

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

theartofanimation

Morry Evans - https://morry2323.tumblr.com - https://twitter.com/MorryEvans - https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=125430

kingnoct

Only in truth the lords will abandon their thrones and the Unkindled will rise Nameless accursed undead, Unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, That ash seeketh embers.

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thathomestar

This is not mine. From 8ch/v/:

“Gentlemen, I have done it. I have found a way to go slower than was ever thought possible.

You may remember from a few threads ago I made a vintage cars that used all the object data on the largest map possible - “The Wheel Of Life And Death”. The slowest ride with the longest possible track. at the time time i though this was the slowest you could go but I found a way to go slower.

When a roller coaster travels along a track of constant height its speed exponentially decays towards zero but never stops

With this in mind I build a spiral track on the biggest map. The train comes out of the station and hits breaks with slow it down to 4mph. then it travels along the track, always losing speed but never stopping, until it gets to the center. where it rolls back and does the spiral again until it gets back to the station. Calculations show that it would take 210 days to finish. not in game days. real life days.

Kairos - the slow

Just for comparison. Mr. Bones takes about - 70 minutes to complete. Wheel of life - 60 hours (3600 minutes) and Kairos - 210 days (303383 minutes).”

peppermint-bones

WHY

warandpeas

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s out Top 10.

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!

nigiyakapepper

please watch this clip that had me in stitches last night

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kaijudove

TSUCHINOKO REAL

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tsuchinoko real

pest-bot

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well davecat is just 100% canon !” wow, it’s. it’s like hussie took 7 years of my life

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is … understand nocturnal the ways have been a little else. be getting enemies

pest-bot

If I had a dollar for every time shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it. Where does one obtain the succ.

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these bots are getting too advanced I thought these were actual posts…

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i thought i was having a stroke

polyglotplatypus

oh and by the way, funny anecdote, i once left my computer open at school and some of my friends (if i can still call them that knowing of their crimes) took a sketch page of slaoui and walker and drew over & added colours to basically make them naruto and sasuke, and also added memorable lines in the speech bubbles such as “HEWWo???” and “oh my god they were roommates” and made it my desktop background and what im trying to say here is never trust your friends, ever