Anonymous Axolotl

Cynical Idealist | Same bat time, WRONG BAT CHANNEL | INFP | Tolkien blog: mags-maitimo-and-more.tumblr.com

[pankhearst]

Found among my university’s geological exhibits.

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[dennys]

The only true way to cast a spell on a millennial is by using an avocauldron.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[video]

[misterunagi]

My Inktober for now..😵 Catch some season 4 on Netflix!! #keith #voltron #art

[adhdlouieduck]

Bii Bo Bi is the best alien we’ve ever encountered, calling it now. I want a character arc, backstory, love life, family, everything. Forget the other paladins, we have bii bo bi now. This will be the guy to defeat Zarkon and Lotor. Not Voltron. Bii bo bi has all their talent and more. You can do this, bii.bo bi.

Anybody who wants black paladin Bii bo bi should contribute to this.post by adding bii bo bi screenshots.

[elielote12]

Someone: hi

Me: bi-bo-bi

[sebayard]

I ship Keith with Security and Stability and The Will to Live.

[alliando]

✧ — razzle dazzle  — ♡

The meme team! Who is your favourite?

[kyri45]

I’ve never been related to a background character so much in all my life

[dearratroi]

can’t wait for lotor to get the awkward zuko redemption

[nobuenomullet]

[ironinkpen]

episode 1: keith makes a difficult decision between voltron and the blade of marmora

episode 2: pidge goes on an intergalactic adventure to find her long lost brother

episode 3: discord is sowed in the galra empire and lotor violently removes one of his generals from his employment

episode 4: coran tries drugs

[inkymint]

Voltron: Legendary Defender (2018) Season 5 Episode 1: Here We Go Again

I saw it coming and I still stifled a scream at 7 am. 

Just to think, a year ago I thought Keith was ‘space zuko’ 

[ichidice]

S4′s Mr. Grumpy Pants

[messisauce]

GUYS JEREMY VOICED BI BOH BI IM DYING

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[systlin]

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

[songsofstars]

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

[systlin]

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

[urbanism]

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

[systlin]

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.