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[godisafujoshi]

Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

[senator-onahole]

do it on the clock are you stupid

[pupucino]

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

[alhilton]

500 words a day gets the novel written

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[pmamtraveller]

lunar corona, colorful rings around the moon.

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

imagine Rocky getting jealous of other Eridians because apparently their carapaces have really pretty colors and patterns so to Grace he’s always like “remember when I saved your life. remember when I gave you enough astrophage to go home. remember all the times i watched you sleep. remember. do you remember Grace.”

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

what I think would make this funnier is if Rocky was actually attractive by Eridian standards (how attractive is up for you to decide) but by Earth standards would be just… regular.

Like, he’s decorated in etchings that show off status & achievement, sound bounces very nicely off his carapace, and he has a lot of texture compared to most Eridians which adds to his uniqueness. His vent shapes and placements also add an ugly-hot quality to him as well.

Maybe it’s not the peak of attractiveness but that combined with other aspects of him like his intelligence, bravery, and loyalty puts him pretty high up there.

But by Earth standards… he’d just be average. He’s a very regular looking rock alien. And we don’t hear as many frequencies as Eridians nor process sound the same way they do.

In his defense it’s not his fault he doesn’t match the beauty standards of an alien planet light years away. Grace sure as fuck probably doesn’t either.

But at the very least he still has his personality and the aforementioned things like bravery and such that keep him from being just a mobile rock.

[catchymemes]

[ciel-bell]

yeah that sounds about right

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[turbozarky]

hell you may even like it

[babycoughin]

[hymnism]

[ricky-tiki-tah]

I love how the biggest space guys on tumblr right now, Dr. Captain Ryland Grace and Simon the Convict, are played by Mark “send me to space I don’t care if I don’t come back” Iplier, and Ryan “oh my god please don’t send me to space. Why are you sending me to space?!?” Gosling.

I just think that’s hilarious

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[spielzeugkaiser]

I swear Rocky is looking at Grace like he’s his 15 year old dog who is starting to make strange sounds in his sleep-

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...