I sometimes envision myself being married to someone I can love for the rest of my life, but other times I’m envisioning some shit that honestly doesn’t matter at all

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I sometimes envision myself being married to someone I can love for the rest of my life, but other times I’m envisioning some shit that honestly doesn’t matter at all
After the Beetles have returned to Earth and everyone learns exactly what happened to Grace, someone would probably make the story into a Broadway musical at some point. Kinda the Earth counterpart to @autumn-sweet-fae’s Eridian Opera idea.
The actor playing Grace would have to be ATHLETIC. Not just because Grace is muscular, but because he’s constantly jumping around, climbing the ladders of the Hail Mary, and moving around on wires for Zero G. He’d also be doing lots of quick-changes when jumping from scenes on the ship to flashbacks on Earth. Since he’s always wearing a jumpsuit, it could be pretty quick; just unzip the jumpsuit, throw on the fox cardigan or a lab coat or his yellow raincoat, and vice versa.
He could also have little moments when he excitedly explains all the science he’s doing in terms the audience can understand, not just to Carl or Rocky but also directly to the audience, Bill Nye style. And he could throw in dated slang from back before he left Earth. It would perfectly capture his trying-to-be-the-cool-teacher-to-middle-schoolers persona.
They could have Rocky as a puppet, puppeteered by a team in ninja outfits just like the real puppeteers did for the movie. Or when he’s in the ball, it could be a clear ball that’s remote controlled to roll around the set while Rocky is projected onto/into it with screens/holograms.
During scenes that take place in space, the actors who play the other humans could act like a Greek Chorus, singing from the wings to cheer Grace on or remind him of the mission (very much like how the choir was used in the movie score).
It would be a pretty big set, but I’m imagining something on a swivel: one half of the set is the Hail Mary and on the other side is whatever other settings they need for a scene, be it Earth settings like Grace’s classroom, a biology laboratory, Stratt’s Vat, Baikonur Cosmodrome, etc, or space scenes that aren’t inside the ship like the Tunnel or Time Go Fishing.
The Hail Mary would be pretty big for a set, but if they use the book design for the ship, they could fit it into a three-story set like the Lost Boys Musical: Dormitory on bottom, Lab in the middle, and Cockpit up top. They could add Rocky’s tunnels during the intermission.
Obviously there must be at least one song (preferably more) that Stratt sings directly to Grace. Not Sign of the Times, but an original song with the same vibe, minor key and telling Grace they can meet again, somewhere far away. And at the end when Stratt receives the videos on Earth, she’ll sing the same line but now in major key.
Grace Rocky save each other
has tumblr seen this photo that james ortiz posted of himself holding rocky because oh my god
that’s his real son that he gave birth to. grace better watch out bc james is about to steal the title of rocky’s number one fan
no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood
This picture is NOT CUTE
they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel
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I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
any advice for getting into synths on a budget as a beginner perhaps??
Surge XT is extremely capable and fully free. Vital is free too, and is very similar to Serum.
if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil
Although the contest is not yet over, I'm free on Thursday and I figured since we have our top 16, I may as well get to making the cake!
So... are we ready for this monstrosity I am about to make myself bake?
How much butter
100g
200g
250g
300g
400g
How much sugar?
100g
200g
250g
300g
400g
How much flour?
150g
175g
200g
225g
250g
How much baking powder?
1/4 tsp
1/2 tsp
3/4 tsp
1tsp
1 1/4 tsp
1 1/2 tsp
And some extras? (top three will make it in)
1tsp sprinkles
1tbsp sprinkles
50g greek yoghurt
Banana chips
Something from the fruit and nut cupboard 😭
1tsp Vanilla extract
1 tbsp vanilla extract
chocolate chips
cocoa powder
And finally...
Food dye proportions
Red
Yellow
Blue
Green
Black
Edible gold glitter
Edible silver glitter
...And, because I feel like it, the most liked comment will make it in, providing it is something I can realistically purchase and will not kill me