INFJ in love

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[justnethings]

just Ne things

having extraverted intuition as a primary or auxiliary function

[diary-of-an-infj]

Me, looking at stereotypes for my type:

Post: “INFJs are mysterious smol beans who understand the universe and are completely enlightened.”

Me: uhh i can’t even remember what i had for breakfast this morning nice try and where did i put my crystal ball

[thembtisquad]

MBTI “types as” posts that should be done

mbti types as enzymes

mbti types as bees

mbti types as sharks

mbti types as midlife crisises

mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents

mbti types as manifestations of ennui

mbti types as star wars plotholes

mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise? 

mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle 

mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types

[yo-why-am-i-here]

mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types istp = infj pretending to be estp estp = entp pretending to be enfp isfp = esfj pretending to be isfj esfp = infp pretending to be entp istj = istp pretending to be estj estj = esfj pretending to be entj isfj = infj pretending to be isfp esfj = istj pretending to be enfj infp = isfp pretending to be infj enfp = intj pretending to be esfp infj = entj pretending to be infp enfj = estj pretending to be esfj intp = isfj pretending to be istp entp = esfp pretending to be intj intj = enfp pretending to be istj entj = enfj pretending to be istp

[thembtisquad]

it’s official mbti tumblr is a beautiful seamless loop of meta content

[lunarspine-deactivated20190208]

mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle

ISTP: Hand

ESTP: Butt ;)

ISFP: Near the belly button

ESFP: Earlobe

ISTJ: Elbow

ESTJ: Under the chin

ISFJ: Chest

ESFJ: Near the eyebrow

INFP: On the big toe

ENFP: Right in the middle of a cheek

INFJ: In the heart *wind blows*

ENFJ: Near another freckle (so it doesn’t feel alone)

INTP: In the brain

ENTP: IN the belly button

INTJ: Is too cool for freckles

ENTJ: Wherever they want it to be

[ti-goggles]

mbti as sharks (which are cooler than bees by the way):

entj: ceo shark. *jaws theme plays*

intj: is better than u shark. Qualifies for jaws theme but only because of scary reputation and not cos your actually evil.

entp: argumentative but in a kinda sexy way shark. No jaws theme for you, we all know your all bark and no bite.

intp: shark that can’t get a date. Definitely too pathetic for jaws theme, no one’s ever gonna be scared of you tbh.

estp: a shark that lives for the moment. most deserving shark of jaws theme music.

istp: badass shark *rides into the sunset on motorbike while jaws theme plays*

estj: also badass shark but plays by da rules. Qualifies for jaws theme.

istj: shark that lives a respectable life, but sadly too respectable for jaws theme.

enfj: shark that is friends with many other sharks. Secret manipulative side means you get jaws theme music.

infj: a shark that can see into your very soul. Doesn’t play jaws theme because they wouldn’t want to upset anyone with it.

enfp: a shark that wishes it was the rainbow fish. The rainbow fish doesn’t need jaws theme music.

infp: sensitive shark. Refuses to accept jaws theme music as it’s too common and cliche to properly represent them.

esfj: dear mother shark. Too kind for jaws theme music.

isfj: shark that reads book while eating home made cookies. Tries to convince people they can be scary, but no one’s falling for it so doesn’t qualify for jaws theme music.

esfp: entertaining shark. Deserving of jaws theme music.

isfp: shark that likes to express itself through broadway musical songs instead of jaws theme music.

[procrastinfp]

Mbti types as mispellings of the word exercise

Excercise: ISFJ, ISTJ Exsirsyze: ISTP, ISFP Ecserstasy: ESFP, ESTP Eggzurzizze: ENFP, ENTP Aca-xercise: ENFJ, ESFJ Exercry: INFP, INFJ Exorcize: INTJ It’s ‘exercise’ you idiots: ESTJ, ENTJ Who is ‘exercise’?: INTP

[entp-mbti]

The MBTI types as bees (which are way cooler than sharks)

ESFJ: Queen bee ESTJ: Annoying bee that will come up to you and sting you for no good reason ENTJ: Angry CEO bee ENFJ: Bee who was super popular in bee school ESFP: Bee who got high on nectar and went crazy ESTP: Bee who plays a lot of extreme bee sports ENTP: The bee from the bee movie ENFP: The bee who didn’t want to conform and is rainbow coloured instead of yellow and black ISTJ: The only normal bee. Does what it should be doing ISFJ: Really nice bee who would never sting you INFJ: The omnipotent bee god who can read your mind INTJ: evil bee who thinks they’re really cool but is actually the lamest bee in the universe ISTP: Badass bee with a bee-sized motorcycle ISFP: Hipster bee who wears a little flower crown and has a bee-sized ukulele INFP: Really sensitive bee who was writing poetry and didn’t notice the bee-eating bird until it was too late INTP: really nerdy bee who has created some dank memes

[thembtisquad]

THE CHAIN CONTINUES

[enfp-musings]

MBTI types as Star Wars plot holes:

**ONE SPOILER AHEAD; PROCEED WITH CAUTION**

Kylo Ren doesn’t know his hero Darth Vader rejoined the good guys at the last minute: ESFJ, ISFJ

Sidious doesn’t make an effort to stop the Rebels until he tries to kill Luke: ENTP, INTP

The Jedi rarely use the all-powerful force in battle even though it’s useful: INFJ, ENFJ

Kenobi doesn’t recognise the two droids that he so faithfully worked with for many years: ESFP, ENFP

Luke takes three days of training to be able to match Vader: ESTP, ISTP

The Empire builds a second Death Star with the same flaws as the first: ISFP, INFP

Leia doesn’t react to any of the traumatizing events that befall her such as her home planet being destroyed: INTJ, ISTJ

If the Skywalker children were supposed to be a secret, Luke shouldn’t have kept his last name and Leia shouldn’t have been a princess: ESTJ, ENTJ

[angryscienceshitposters]

THE MBTI TYPES AS “TYPES AS” POSTS

ESTP: Types as stares ESTJ:  Types as sharks ESFP: Types as idioms ESFJ: Types as types pretending to be other types ENTP: Types as misspellings of the word “exercise” ENTJ: Types as popular companies ENFP: Types as valentines ENFJ: Types as bees ISTP: Types as cool guys who don’t look at explosions ISTJ: Types as letters of the alphabet  ISFP: Types as coping mechanisms  ISFJ: Types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle INTP: Types as Star Wars plotholes INTJ: Types as things that suck about New Years INFP: Types as potatoes INFJ: Types as possessed objects 

[worldofanentp]

This post is all the MBTI garbage on Tumblr compressed into one single unit.

[e-n-tea-p]

MBTI TYPES AS THE MISSPELLING OF EXERCISE

ENTP: exorcise

ENTJ: exercize

INTP: exarcise

INTJ: Guys, wtf it is exercise -_-

ENFP: exeeercise

ENFJ: eksercize

INFP: eksercise

INFJ: exersise

ESTP: exercisse

ESTJ: exircize

ISTP: exarcise

ISTJ: ixercise

ESFP: exercis

ESFJ: eksarciz

ISFP: iksarcise

ISFJ: exurcise

[anothermbti]

An INFJ

Online Description: magical fortune-telling unicorn

Real Life: *thinks too hard & runs into a wall*

[anothermbti]

Person: *is aware of their surroundings*

Some MBTI Nerd: Se-user ESxP 7w8w3w7 SUN siGn Virgo and tritype 7w6w8-3w7w1cp7-2w8w7w7

[intj-writer]

[misc-typology]

i may not remember your name or anything else about you but

i will remember your mbti type

[typicalmbticonversations]

INFJ: sometimes I think about bursting into someone’s room and dramatically saying “LOVE ME” before tackle-hugging them like ESTJ does. But then I realize that takes too much energy and I’m more likely to flop on top of someone and mumble “I need hugs.”

INTP: I can see that. *starts laughing*

[intpenfplife]

INTPENFPLIFE GIVEAWAY!

HELLO EVERYBODY!

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There are 2200+ of you following us rigt now and we are incredibly thrilled by it, We would love to give a present to each one of you, but sadly we can’t. It is our first giveaway, but there will be more to come!

As you may know, INTP has a store in Redbubble where she sells stuff with her designs, so the price will be a mug with one of her designs (you can choose the one that you like the most) (https://www.redbubble.com/people/irenealmalv/shop)

The rules of the giveaway are the following:

1. You must be following us (this blog)

2. Reblog this post (write funny tags. It ain’t mandatory, but we like to read them lol)

3. You have to be 18+ or have your parents permission to give us your address and full name.

4. It is an international giveaway, so everyone can participate.

5. We’ll announce the winner on January 6th

Seizure/Panic Warning!

I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

please boost so no one gets hurt! we don’t want any seizures or panic attacks!

[pingspoof]

jesus fuck thank you

i would of probably had the biggest fucking panic attack

[museofthirst]

MY HEART IS RACING AND I ONLY FUCKING READ IT. BOOST SO NOBODY IS TRAUMATIZED K THANK.

[cutiepi3-va]

YO

[grillbysbarandrestaurant]

This is very important for those who may encounter this, if you are partial to anxiety attacks AT ALL, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CLICK THIS LINK

[justdemonkinthings]

I want all of you to be safe!

[played-a-fiddle-in-an-irish-band]

Reblog if you post MBTI stuff

[anothermbti]

Types as adjectives

ESTP - cute

ESFP -  cute

ISTP -  cute

ISFP -  cute

ESTJ -  cute

ESFJ -  cute

ISTJ -  cute

ISFJ -  cute

ENTP -  cute

ENFP -  cute

INTP -  cute

INFP -  cute

ENTJ -  cute

ENFJ -  cute

INTJ -  cute

INFJ -  cute

[isfjwallflower]

Tap the middle suggestion of your suggested words to form two sentences, and add your MBTI type for the fun of it.

ISFJ- I’m not grateful that you can have it for you but you can have a great time together with your family. I think I’m sorry but it’s not good to talk about it.

[mbtipartyblog]

ENTP-

It was the best thing to do with a good time. I’m not sure what to say, but there are some things i do not want.

[sur-pentanguine]

INTJ- The best way of getting a text is to be a person of your body. The best thing about it was to get the best deal on a new one but it is a great app to have, a good idea to use, and your email address is very good.

[never-adrift]

INTJ- I’m sorry to be a good person and I’m sorry but you are the only person that you know. I’m glad I didn’t get a new one and now I’m not sure if it’s not a really big problem or a really good person.

Well the first bit was kinda deep anyway. The second sentence … devolved partway through.

[ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is]

ISTJ: I am very interested in the position and would like to be a part of the question of the week of the month of the month… [infinite loop] To be fair I would be OK with this as a definition.

(that one also turns into an infinitely looping “week of the month of the month of the month…” and I have no idea why)

[anonymousintp]

It’s a good one but if I can get it to the point I can do that. This is a good one but if I don’t do have it I fixed the problem with this one I don’t have any more problems and it doesn’t work at the least.

INTP. Hmmm…a lot of problem fixing involved.

[intpsbelike]

INTP- You can get the same person as the other people that have been super cool. Yeah but it was really awkward but it really really happened

Idk what to think of this lol

[anothermbti]

(I might need to use the left or right suggestions sometimes bc I'm Dutch, and otherwise hardly anyone would understand)

INFJ - I am a beautiful person. The comments for your help. Okay I didn't even need to 😂 damn my sentences are short, lemme try again with just left/right.

It was only one. I think the only way we work out how much I owe me for the use of this message, but the most of your order and the rest.

Beeeeeaaaaaauuuutiful sentence

[horrorshowsoubrette-blog-deacti]

Every time INFJ is upset:

INTJ: Who do I need to kill?

INFJ: You don’t need to kill anyone. I’m fine.

INTJ: Let’s rephrase; who can I kill? 

INFJ: No, INTJ. No killing.

INTJ: Are you sure? I can make it look like an accident.

INFJ facepalms.

INTJ: Can I blackmail someone? We can plant meth on whoever upset you. I know how to make meth.

INFJ: No, INTJ. No blackmailing.

INTJ: Well what can I do?

INFJ: Nothing. I’m just upset.

INTJ: Oh. Well, take this wine and ice cream. I’m out of my depth here. 

[serotnin]

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

[kill-that-mbti-stereotype]

Kill the stereotype that Feelers can’t go into STEM (Science Technology Engineering Mathematics).

[kill-that-mbti-stereotype]

Kill the stereotype that all INFJs are overly-sensitive “special snowflakes.”