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sentence prompts ➝ imagine dragons
❝Don’t look back.❞
❝Look into my eyes.❞
❝I am hellbound.❞
❝Is it my fault?❞
❝Nobody can save me now.❞
❝This is all for you.❞
❝This is it, the apocalypse.❞
❝I can’t escape this now.❞
❝We don’t have a choice to stay.❞
❝I’m on top of the world.❞
❝No one can understand me like you can understand.❞
❝Emptiness is all you know.❞
❝Congratulations you are all alone.❞
❝I can hardly stand myself.❞
❝If you love someone, better tell them while they’re here.❞
❝I’m never changing who I am.❞
❝My age has never made me wise.❞
❝So, this is what you meant.❞
❝I’ll let you know that all this time I’ve been afraid.❞
❝You don’t have to make it right.❞
❝What was right is wrong.❞
❝Nothing can fill your shadow cause you are all I am.❞
❝I was never welcome here.❞
❝Innocence is gone.❞
❝I’m sorry for everything.❞
❝Searching to find myself but all I find is you.❞
❝Nothing really matters in the end.❞
❝You don’t have to hold your head up high.❞
❝There’s nowhere we can hide.❞
❝I’m not gonna let you change my mind.❞
❝This is just my luck.❞
❝I broke some rocks right through your window.❞
❝I’m wishing I had what I’d taken for granted.❞
❝I won’t run away this time.❞
❝Love is a game to you.❞
❝Would you turn your back on me?❞
❝I’m bleeding out for you, for you.❞
❝Who knows what’s right? The lines keep getting thinner.❞
❝I don’t sleep so well at night.❞
❝Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside.❞
❝It’s time to begin, isn’t it?❞
❝I’ve turned into a monster.❞
❝Don’t tell me that I’m wrong.❞
❝I’m a reckless mistake.❞
❝Don’t throw stones at me.❞
❝I shot a hole through everything I loved.❞
❝Stay with me, please.❞
❝Oh, quiet down. I’ve had enough.❞
❝How did it come to this?❞
❝I’m dying to feel again. Oh, anything at all.❞
❝I know that I did you wrong.❞
❝You can leave, now it’s your choice.❞
❝Show me what this life is for.❞
❝The blood’s run stale.❞
❝Life isn’t always what you think it’d be.❞
❝The kiss of death will have to wait.❞
❝I wanted your truth, but I wanted the pain to disappear.❞
❝You can have it all but life keeps moving.❞
❝I say it’s up to fate.❞
❝Maybe you could save my soul.❞
❝I’m trying not to face what I’ve done.❞
❝But i’ll take your word. Cause after all, you’ve never lied.❞
❝Come with me and we will run away.❞
❝Just when I thought I was clear of the mistakes.❞
❝If I seem dangerous, would you be scared?❞
❝We still are made of greed.❞
❝There’s always time to change your mind.❞
❝Trust me when I say that I’ll make it up to you somehow.❞
❝I’ve traveled all this way for something.❞
❝Your eyes, they shine so bright.❞
❝Nothing is forgiven unless you want it to be.❞
❝I’m only gonna do you wrong.❞
❝You’re all I know.❞
❝We are apart of the same play.❞
❝I’ve never seen this side of you.❞
❝I don’t ever wanna let you down.❞
❝Welcome to the new age.❞
❝These days, you tend to lie.❞
❝I know it’s hard when you’re falling down.❞
❝This road never looked so lonely.❞
❝I feel it in my bones.❞
❝I’m waking up to ash and dust.❞
❝This city never sleeps at night.❞
❝It’s not me you’ll save cause I’m a lost cause.❞
❝I never said that I want this, this burden came to me.❞
❝All the emptiness inside of you is hard enough to fill.❞
❝I wanna hide the truth. I wanna shelter you.❞
❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞
“ I... don’t think
that’s what the mission protocol had in mind Legend.... ”
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❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞ ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞ ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’? now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair. ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger. ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞
I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing.
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65 Questions You Aren't Used To
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3. The person you would never want to meet?
4. What is your favorite word?
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
8. What do you label yourself as?
9. Bright room or dark room?
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
12. Who told you they loved you last?
13. Your worst enemy?
14. What is your current desktop picture?
15. Do you like someone?
16. The last song you listened to?
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
29. What is your favorite expletive?
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
34. What was your last dream about?
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
38. What is the color of your socks?
39. What type of music do you like?
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
43. Do you have any scars?
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
46. Are you reliable?
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
48. Do you hold grudges?
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
51. Are you a good liar?
52. How long could you go without talking?
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
56. What do you like on your toast?
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
58. What would be you dream car?
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
64. What do you think about babies?
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
From: Elena To: The Turks E: How to give a good handjob: E: Bop it, Pull it, Twist it Cissney: Harder, Better, Faster E: You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all around. Tseng: None of you are allowed near a penis ever again.
“Elena, they’re swim trunks, not underwear.” Legend smirked, taking the capris she was offering, dubious as to the size.
“You know I’m over a foot taller than you, right? These might look like shorts on me, if I could even pull them on.” He paused for a moment, considering, then shrugged his shoulders.
“Maybe I’ll just head on back to my room. Thank you, really, but I’m not sure manpris are the right look for me,” he chuckled.
You give a flustered huff anyway, underwear, swim trunks, whatever it was all the same thing to you, one way or another you didn’t want to him running around in them. “ Hey at least I’m trying to help! Since you’re clearly capable of finding your own pants. ”
“ How the heck did you even LOSE them to begin with? I mean really?? why did you take them off in the first place?-- you know what, I’m not sure I wanna know the answer to that question nevermind- ”
You scoff “ You’d look great in tiny manpris. Not really up to uniform code but neither is half of Reno’s getups. ”
“.Seriously….has anyone seen my pants?”
“ Oh my g- No-
here just-
I always carry a spare pair of capris on me just- put these on for now- no one wants to see you running around in your tightie whities- ”
Text my muse one of the following...
[Text]: There’s blood. There’s a lot of blood.
[Text]: I’m going to need a ride home. Don’t ask why.
[Text]: Mission failed.
[Text]: I may have accidentally handcuffed myself to the stairs.
[Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn’t me.
[Text]: I hear the voices when I’m dreaming.
[Text]: Are you naked?
[Text]: Come over to my place and play strip poker.
[Text]: I HAVE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE
[Text]: What do you prefer, chocolate syrup or whip cream?
[Text]: Answer me honestly. Am I hot?
[Text]: Do you wanna have a sleepover?
[Text]: Truth or dare?
[Text]: That’s illegal.
[Text]: I’ve always wanted to hear you beg. How about tonight?
[Text]: LUCK. I MEANT LUCK. LUCK AUTOCORRECT.
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION
“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“ “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“ “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“ “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“ “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“ “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now.“
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