Texts from Class E

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Shiota Nagisa: What are we gonna do?

Akabane Karma: I could start a fire?

Shiota Nagisa: No! But keep that in your back pocket.

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Police Sirens: [Wailing in the distance]

Sugino Tomohito, who’s never done anything wrong in his life: Oh no they found me.

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Isogai Yuuma: Hey, before you guys leave, do you want to see some art?

Maehara Hiroto: I've already looked in the mirror once today, so I'm good.

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Shiro: Brave of you, boy. But I would have thought you had learned your lesson.

Terasaka Ryoma: I am a slow learner.

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Akabane Karma: The only thing I’m guilty of is skipping class. And punching Asano in the face. But in my defence, I believe assault should be legal if a person is a jerk.

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Nakamura Rio: Nagisa, what’s wrong?

Shiota Nagisa: It’s nothing.

Nakamura Rio: Just tell me.

Shiota Nagisa: Why do you need to know so bad?

Nakamura Rio: So I can cheer you up!

Shiota Nagisa: It’s not your job to cheer me up.

Nakamura Rio: Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.

Shiota Nagisa: Well then, you’re fired.

Nakamura Rio: You can’t fire me. I’m union, bitch.

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Akabane Karma: Look, I’m trying not to be mad at Asano, but sometimes that guy pushes my buttons.

Nakamura Rio: Why are you so mad at him?

Akabane Karma: Look, I don’t want to talk about it, okay?

Nakamura Rio: Well, it just seems that -

Akabane Karma: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list, by the way?

Isogai Yuuma: Uh, no. What’s it look like?

Akabane Karma: It’s a piece of paper that says “Asano Gakushu” on it.

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Karasuma Tadaomi: You’re a loose cannon, Karma.

Akabane Karma: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Karasuma Tadaomi: I think you play by your own rules.

Sugino Tomohito: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Karasuma Tadaomi: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Akabane Karma: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Nakamura is a loose cannon.

Nakamura Rio: [Smashes a chair]

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Fuwa Yuzuki: What’s that smell?

Hayami Rinka: Fresh air.

Fuwa Yuzuki: I don’t like it.

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Okajima Taiga: I'm much more than a pretty face.

Hazama Kirara: Since when do YOU have a pretty face?

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Maehara Hiroto: God, having a crush on someone is EXHAUSTING it’s been like 4 days and I’m already OVER IT.

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Kayano Kaede: So, how did the day go?

Shiota Nagisa: Sakura wanted to eat ice cream for breakfast and when I told her, she couldn’t, she said I wasn’t her best friend anymore so we made a compromise.

Kayano Kaede: Which is?

Shiota Nagisa: She's at her second bowl of ice cream and I’m now her best friend in the whole universe.

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Akabane Karma: Oh, please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Asano Gakushu: You’re right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

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Tagawa Kokona: [Crying] I can’t see you anymore! I won’t let you hurt me again!

Kataoka Megu: Tagawa. It was a sit-up. You did one sit-up.

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Spotify: [Depressing emo song comes on]

Chiba Ryuunosuke: A fucking BOP.

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Horibe Itona: I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Terasaka Ryoma: Which time?

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Kayano Kaede: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like, "Look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am! This flower is winning and I am losing!"

Akabane Karma: You're not ready to hear about trees then.