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i just finished hollowpox yesterday here are some quotes
Miss Cheery: I apologize, Scholar Headmistress, for my unit's actions, something I find myself doing quite frequently.
Thaddea: In my defense, I was the only one saying we should stop hitting.
[flashback to Unit 919 in a fight with another unit]
Thaddea: Stop hitting them! KICKING WILL HURT MORE!
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Hawthorne: There are three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Hawthorne way.
Morrigan: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Hawthorne: Yes, but faster!
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Martha: Here, made you a nice, hot cup of coffee.
Onstald: It's cold.
Martha: Nice cup of coffee.
Onstald: It's terrible!
Martha: Cup of coffee.
Onstald: I'm not even sure this is coffee.
Martha: Cup.
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Hawthorne: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Jack: You're a hazard to society.
Morrigan: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Jack: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Hawthorne: ...
Jack: ...
Hawthorne: ...And?
Jack: And you are.
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Miss Cheery: What do you do when life gives you lemons?
Morrigan: Throw them at Heloise?
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Jupiter, rolling down window: What seems to be the problem, Officer?
Flintlock: Get the fuck out of my car.
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Helena: I'm allergic to rules!
Hawthorne: And dairy.
Helena: Wow. Okay. Just... expose me.
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Squall: It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.
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Squall: Ah, Morrigan Crow! What an unexpected--OH NO, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! You're trapped! By societal convention! Look, we're in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to make a scene in a fancy restaurant. That's right. You're trapped. Sit down.
Sakaeguchi: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do?
Mihashi: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Tajima: Something illegal.
Abe: Accept my fate.
Izumi: I would send a message to 10 people on Facebook saying if they didn't forward the message to 10 more people, I would die tomorrow.
Sakaeguchi: Jesus, Izumi...
Tajima: That's fucking awesome! Can I change my answer?
Teacher: What are you drawing?
5-year-old Oikawa: I'm drawing God.
Teacher: No one knows what God looks like.
Oikawa: They will in a minute.
Endon: Son, you're adopted.
Lief: Wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Endon: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Akabane Karma: Can we go out to ice cream?
Koro-sensei: Did you ask Karasuma?
Akabane Karma: He said no.
Koro-sensei: Then why did you ask me?
Akabane Karma: He’s not the boss of you.
Koro-sensei, internally: It’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap-
Ryo: Guess what I'm about to get?
Ren: On my nerves?