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Ebee ka ndị mmadụ-agbazekwa.

[answara]

So my tumblr is a year old now.

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[dailygoldengirls]

Daily Golden Girls: 12/24/13

[Opening Christmas gifts]

Blanche: Well Rose, it’s a beautiful blouse.

Rose: I hope you like it. Dorothy said you would like something crotchless.

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[answara]

The latest from ₁²₃⁴₅⁶₇⁸₉ (@DivaboiMaude). Ingredients: 120 lbs Diva, 10,000 cups hot air, 5 tons gay, 10 tons single, a pinch of eyeshadow. Mix contents in bowl and enjoy with a side of bitch no. Slum on the Hudson

I know I'm not really active on tumblr anymore but I have a twitter.

[dailygoldengirls]

Daily Golden Girls: 08/31/13

 [Complaining about Nurse DeFarge] 

Blanche:Dorothy, at 2am in the morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller, when she walked in at the most inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth!

Rose: You think that’s bad? She came into my room when I was reenacting the plank-walking scene from Peter Pan.

Dorothy: What the hell goes on in this house at night?!!

[answara]

Omggggggg I have a featured track on this siteeeeeeeeee.

[answara]

Okay so I just figured out how to reblog something without including a link. I haven't been that bad since it took me 7 months to figure out how to add a post on any standard internet forum.

[beawitched-by-bea]

[A  dorbell is ringing, Maude is opening the door.]

Young man: Oh, well, howdly ma’am. Happy too see you lookin’ so fine this evening. I’m trying to win me a four-year scholarship to one of the better eastern colleges. Maude: Uh, well, before you think about college, I think you shouid learn how to read. That signs says, “No solicitors.” Young man: Oh, oh, This isn’t a solicitation, ma’am. Oh, no. You see, some of us veterans from Vietnam are competin’ in this here contest, and the way we win- Maude: Vietna- Were you in Vietnam? [smiling] Well, so was I. For two years as a foreign correspondent. Tell me, uh, what until were you with? Because I know every single until. Young man: Um… Um, uh, um, uh… A-actually, I was- Maude: Actually, you’re selling magazines, aren’t you? Young man: [nodding] Yeah. Maude: Yes, and you’re rotten at it. Oh, you should have seen the con men who came around after World War II. They were artists. They came on crutches, some with bandages. They were even a few litter cases. But you? You’re a bust. [closing the door] Vietnam. God, what a lousy war.

- Maude, season 1, episode 1 (1972)

[answara]

The only things I watch now are Maude, The Golden Girls, The Golden Palace, Hot in Cleveland, and any videos of hurricanes ripping shit up.

[answara]

Hurricane Irene flood damage, 8-29-2011.

[answara]

[answara]

My drawing of a girl with a cephalopod hand should be done by the end of the month.

[answara]

Self Portrait in the Abyss

[answara]

My activity resembles what's on a heart monitor right before Dr. Wutever tells you grandma died.

[answara]

My grandma was wanting to learn how to speak Ghetto, so I made the mistake of trying to teach her phrases like "Wanna go bitch? WANNA GO?!?" and "HE BE TAW 'BOUT HE GONNA LEAVE ME".

However she misunderstood and now calls all the neighbors her "white boys".

[answara]

Oh gawd I've watched so much Golden Girls now I watch re-runs on YouTube for something new...