Nevermore

[steliosagapitos]

[unexplained-events]

You wanna know what’s really scary?

Nature

Im really afraid of wind

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[exuberantocean]

Clearly he doesn't know how to follow directions because he only made it more awesome.

[yourboykurt]

Yeah that slaps

[ophilosoraptoro]

It doesn't just slap, it sucker punches you

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[cerebrobullet]

now, i do enjoy the "grace breaks his glasses and is despondent because it's his only pair" head canons because i love drama and misery, but also this is NASA. They sent him up there with like ten extra pairs because a) it's NASA and b) everyone fucking saw how Grace treated his glasses. The original redundancy plan probably called for like 5 pairs but then Stratt took one look at that and was "absolutely not, he's a fucking menace double that immediately"

[avoid-avoidance]

as soon as those spare pairs run out, gonna have to call this man Dotor aptain Ryland Grae because he won’t be able to fuckin C

[asimovsideburns]

and he’s eventually going to need a new prescription, and you know the hail mary was not designed with that in mind because he wasn’t supposed to live long enough need a new prescription

can you imagine the process of getting your eyes diagnosed and setting up the equipment to properly grind and shape lenses

on a planet of aliens that can’t fucking see

[cheesenames]

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

[eightbitpale]

New star wars show idea: sitcom set in the Coruscant temple’s legal department, chronicling the lives of a crack team of jedi lawyers desperately struggling to keep an interplanetary paramilitary religious organisation from drowning under the weight of its own litigation

[tragedykery]

[ID: tags reading, “#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally #jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc” /end ID]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[beggars-opera]

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[bloodraven55]

the greatest child in all of anime

[hyenabrained]

you know stratts gonna pull in and order one black coffee for herself only

[nudityandnerdery]

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

[dancinbutterfly]

It's what MyChem would have wanted

[memewhore]

[tha--snazzle]

BANDIT PLATE

[cowtownchad]

Dark Which Leads To Light

Tennessee

[memewhore]

[cigaretteprincesss]