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Snippets of recordings taken from found or submitted answering machines that are freely available for all uses.

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For a very short recording, this one is perfect to sample for use in Industrial music.

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If he's feeling frisky - he might add a second night to his travel. How do you like them apples?

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To complete the picture that we began painting, here's Part 2 of Scott's monologues or beat poetry. Whatever you want to call it.

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Sometimes we break our own rules. Look, we collect a lot of found media - including cassettes that just look interesting. This one caught our eye from a label - which I'll just refer to as "Scott" here. As far as we can tell, it's Scott doing monologues or beat poetry. And this is just Part 1.

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Though it's been nearly a year since our last post, we wanted to remind you that we are still alive. 1, 2, 3.

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What good is a Windows computer without a mouse?

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Clarence is in his lane. Vibing. Watching 'The Swamp Thing'.

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No, we're not dead. We're still working through the tremendous collection of the Found Footage Festival. And we hope your weekend was wonderful.

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If you want to leave a message on this answering machine, you must follow these simple rules.

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Haas is on a real Montgomery Gentry kick - he won't stop calling about these Roughneck Rebels.

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To continue on from his last message, Haas wants to talk to you about Country music. His style.

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Winter is here but warm up with some singing of "Ramblin' Man" by Hass - from the collection of the Found Footage Festival.

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Nothing like a vulgar impersonation of Red Fox to cheer up both of you guys.

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Risks of going back to Rob's living quarters: mildew, disease and bugs.

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He's got your literature from Las Vegas, you pervert.

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Look, we really don't know what is going on in this recording, Baby Doll.

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I don't know what I expected to immediately follow up a Beavis and Butthead impersonation but I did not expect a Thomas Edison impersonation. Again, from the incredible collection of the Found Footage Festival.