Ant-Fam Incorrect Quotes

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Scott: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Luis: Looking right because you left

Kurt: Looking up cause you let me down

Dave: Looking down cause you fucked up

Hope: What is wrong with you guys

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Scott: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Luis: ... Your what?

Scott: My friends.

Kurt: Is he saying “friends”?

Dave: I think he’s being sarcastic.

Hope: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Scott! All of your friends are in this room.

Scott: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Luis: That's ridiculous, Scott doesn't have a crush on me.

Dave: Yes they do.

Kurt: Yes they do.

Scott: Yes I do.

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Scott: I told Dave to grab snacks for everyone.

Hope, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Scott, Dave, and Kurt raise their hands*

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Dave: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.

Kurt: Yeah, you just catch it.

Scott: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

Luis: Then I just use a spear instead.

Dave: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

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Dave: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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*the TV is freaking out*

Kurt: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Kurt: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

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Scott: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

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Kurt: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.

Kurt: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.

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Scott: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

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Kurt: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Luis: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Luis: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

Luis: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Dave, undercover at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Scott: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.