Davekat Sucks

Does the Alternian quadrant system really CARE if Matesprits love each other, given that Kismesis relationships need to be meditated to avoid killing each other?

at this point i really do think they only care if the matesprits are fucking and making buckets

it seems that to differentiate it from moirails, the red quadrant is mostly about lust. and pale is actually about love and care, but hiveswap presents that theyre forbidden by law from pailing and maybe even kissing

so thats why vacillation is common and why it was such a big deal for cridea to tell jerann that adelie fucked her moirail. would you blame a troll for having to want intimacy with their moirail that knows them the best? its like a quick way to realize that the quadrants are bullshit and just a tool to control them

still, adelie didnt give an actual shit that her matesprit/moirail with benefits bedisia was culled, despite cridea saying they fell hard for each other or something

all she cared about was finding a replacement for her to fuck before her 9th pail so she wouldnt die too

now granted, this could be the fault of the fucking awful writing as usual, but it still struck me as very cold and odd she didnt even seem the least bit sad

kalian also went on a tirade that cridea pale cheated on him with dammek, and cridea's relationship with actias was the most superficial thing the team has ever shat out

human love to the trolls seem to be a mix of all their quadrants but with monogamy, and thats maybe why theyre now saying karkats mutant blood makes him lust for human relationships

so with this reveal i think matesprits suck and clearly the patrician's choice is rails with pails, who doesnt love forbidden love

the pale quadrant is better than davekat

The Pale Quadrant is better than Davekat.

#rails with pails #adult themes #parody blog #og davekat-sucks reblog

#quadrants #redrom #blackrom #palerom #ship_name_needed #adeliehxbedisah #bedisahxadelieh #crideaxdammek #dammekxcridea #crideaxactias #actiasxcridea #meowrails #nepetaxequius #equiusxnepeta

#quadrantvacillation #jerannhiveswap #adeliehiveswap #bedisahiveswap #crideahiveswap #kalianhiveswap #dammekhiveswap #actiashiveswap #karkathomestuck #nepetahomestuck #equiushomestuck

#hiveswap #homestuck #homestuckwriters #railswithpails #adultthemes

Sucker punching Meenah Peixes and Vriska Serket is a public service and we should have given Jake and John a medal of honor for it.

Jake and John beating up abusers and groomers aka "the Hammer of Justice is unisex" is better than davekat

Jake and John beating up abusers and groomers aka "the Hammer of Justice is unisex" is better than Davekat.

#meenahhomestuck #jakehomestuck #johnhomestuck #vriskahomestuck #homestuck

happy new year, the current official discord banner is johnrose celebrating as it should be

ignore fag and stockholm syndrome terezi in the background

johnrose having a new years kiss is better than davekat

JohnRose having a New Years Kiss is better than Davekat. John model by kaiyak39 Rose model by raiko09 Pose by life-source Here's what it looks like for those who aren't part of it

#holidays #parody blog #og davekat-sucks reblog #kaiyak39 #raiko09 #life-source

#johnhomestuck #rosehomestuck #vriskahomestuck #terezihomestuck #grimdorks #johnrose #scourage_sisters #scouragecest #vrisrezi #johnxrose #rosexjohn #vriskaxterezi #terezixvriska #kaiyak39 #raiko09 #life-source #homestuck

#homestuckofficialdiscord #holidays

problem sleuth <3 hysterical dame is better than davekat

Problem Sleuth ♥️ Hysterical Dame is better than Davekat.

problemsleuthproblemsleuth #hystericaldameproblemsleuth #redrom #mysteria #problemsleuthxhystericaldame #hystericaldamexproblemsleuth

problem sleuth <> pickle inspector is better than davekat

Problem Sleuth ♦️ Pickle Inspector is better than Davekat.

#problemsleuthproblemsleuth #pickleinspectorproblemsleuth #palerom #pickled_corn #problemsleuthxpickleinspector #pickleinspectorxproblemsleuth

Lowkey fucked up that the kids didn't think to maybe revive fef/eri for whatever reason and left davepeta and gcatavros to the side. Like especially on the troll side what the fuck kinda friends are they😭

Davepetasprite^2 x gcatavrosprite bc love the bond they could have (canon friends)

Davepetasprite^2 x Gcatavrosprite is better than Davekat. Even when they appeared on the Vriska VN, they aren't important compared to Jasprosesprite^2 and Davepetasprite^2 because Strilonde privileges.

#davepetahomestuck #gcatavroshomestuck #ship_name_needed #davepetaxgcatavros #gcatavrosxdavepeta #sprite #homestuck

#feferihomestuck #jasprosehomestuck #homestuckbeyondcanon #hsbccandytimeline

tavros nitram, grandpa harley, jake english, jane crocker, john egbert, jade harley, eridan ampora, sollux captor, gamzee makara, bro strider, kankri vantas, dad egbert and problem sleuth "absolute chads and stacies" are better than davekat

the writers and fandom hate them because neither they nor their self-inserts vriska, meenah, and karkat will ever be that hot or based

Tavros Nitram, Grandpa Harley, Jake English, Jane Crocker, John Egbert, Jade Harley, Eridan Ampora, Sollux Captor, Gamzee Makara, Bro Strider, Kankri Vantas, Dad Egbert and Problem Sleuth "Absolute Chads and Stacies" are better than Davekat.

#incest #age discrepancy #parody blog #og davekat-sucks reblog #harem shitpost tag

#tavroshomestuck #grandpahomestuck #jakehomestuck #janehomestuck #johnhomestuck #jadehomestuck #crocklishharleyberts #eridanhomestuck #solluxhomestuck #gamzeehomestuck #brohomestuck #kankrihomestuck #dadberthomestuck #problemsleuthproblemsleuth #homestuck #incest #agediscrepancy

#vriskahomestuck #meenahhomestuck #karkathomestuck #fandom #homestuckwriters

"Like the Epilogues are literally Andrew taking years of everyone saying "x happened to y character because Andrew HATES them" and making it literal. Yeah, that character is screwed over, there's an in-universe narrator that hates them. It's awesome." So, the in-universe narrator for the Epilogues is Calliope right? It's Calliope who hates Jade, Jane and Jake? Calliope is a misogynist who loves yaoi and NTR and hates women? I think you already did UUcest is better than Davekat but damn.

Caliborn x Calliope aka UUcest aka Cherry Limeade is better than Davekat. Calliope is basically a fujoshi, yes. And since she's the one viewing Candy Timeline, it has to be written by her. Even if one were to argue she is only recording the timeline and writing down the observations, the description of them in the Epilogues themselves to be written like fanfiction is eyebrow raising.