boi

I'm going to be 20 at peak Cronavirus

[anticlimacticgoats]

My boss commented on the male dynamics in our place of work as "Bromance"

But it's closer to bROMANCE

Like the bro part is just an after thought

[anticlimacticgoats]

I don't actually know how to navigate Tumblr despite being here since 2012, lmao

[anticlimacticgoats]

An update.

I forgot how to change my bio.

This bitch is 19 now.

[anticlimacticgoats]

I figured it out

[anticlimacticgoats]

Dominance

We're 15

It's a windy Sunday night

We have a paper due tomorrow

You're staring at me standing in a strict t-pose

I'm in the corner violently meme dancing to the Mario Kart theme.

Nothing gets done

We fail the assignment

But your arms fell asleep

I won

You call for a rematch

Now we're reciting the first 100 digits of pi

It's a cycle neither of us are going to break

[anticlimacticgoats]

I don't actually know how to navigate Tumblr despite being here since 2012, lmao

[anticlimacticgoats]

An update.

I forgot how to change my bio.

This bitch is 19 now.

[anticlimacticgoats]

I don't actually know how to navigate Tumblr despite being here since 2012, lmao

[anticlimacticgoats]

((Click for better quality))

[i-am-a-fish]

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

[everysongineverykey]

G!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an A!!!

[gerryasingerardway]

A!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a T!!!

[wrailf]

T!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an O!!!

[burnt-to-ashes]

O!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an R!!!

[runnin-out-oftime]

R!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me another A!!!

[magicalrebelchild]

A!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a D!!!

[silvakss]

D!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

And give me an E!!!

[devoidofspace]

E!!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

What’s that spell??!!

[amllama]

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

wait

[anticlimacticgoats]

Friend and I got bored around midnight so we did makeup and then had Taco Bell in a Winco Foods parking lot before terrorizing the employees while looking for soda.

[scammewigsizuh]

The gay soft boy uwu side of me wants to get cute body wash that smells like vanilla, marshmallows, bubblegum etc but the dysphoric, trans part of me wants to get one that’s like EXTRA MASCULINE TIGER BLOOD MEN ONLY TEN IN ONE BODY WASH EXTREME

[anticlimacticgoats]

Mood

[anticlimacticgoats]

I'm going to a con and my friends won't let me be casual Kirishima wearing fishnets.

[bullshit-sanctuary]

people try to make kirishima the responsible mom friend but like. He is a teenage boy who can literally make himself invincible. Imagine the shit he gets up to. He’s probably done a backflip off the dorm roof for kaminari’s tiktok account.

[gulsuras]

todoroki headcanons

- can’t count to 14

- he’s never seen a hard boiled egg in his life ever

- ochako: ‘yum yum this is me lunch’ todoroki: ‘tf is that lol’ ochako: ‘a hard boiled egg??’ todoroki: ‘?!?!!?? uMmm?? lmfAo?’

- he opens up his backpack, sits inside and zips it up

- deku: ‘hey man how was your weekend’ todoroki, who watched an episode of jimmy neutron and then slept for 3 days straight: ‘i didn’t- um what?’

- he skateboards in the city square with his floral print t-shirt and sunglasses and everyone thinks he’s so cool but. there are tears streaming down his face

- todoroki: ‘what’s this’ kirishima: ‘it’s an offical form. are you blood type A or B?’ todoroki: ‘yes’

- bakugou: ‘i’ll kill you!!!!’ todoroki: ‘please lmao’ bakugou softly: ‘…..oh my god?’

- kirishima: ‘no man i mean what’s your blood type’ todoroki: ‘like…officially or- or in roman numerals…like how do you…mean..’

- he owns 17 geckos and each one is named after a brand of toothpaste

- momo whispering: ‘why are you late?!’ todoroki: ‘colgate is missing’ momo: ‘i- what? what??!?!’

- kirishima: ‘no man i mean like! what’s! in your blood!!!!!’ todoroki, embarrassed: ‘um gatorade’

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[anticlimacticgoats]

"I'm an artist..." I whisper to myself at 3am.

[bestboykirishima]

CHAPTER 8 OF MY KIRIBAKU FIC “I’M A MESS, BUT YOU’RE STILL HERE” IS POSTED

[click here to start from chapter one]

[just-shower-thoughts]

88 is just 69 for chubby people.

[anticlimacticgoats]

First adult fail of 2019

I forgot rice expanded