A Balloon, Of Rock

Someday, I’ll be eccentric. For now, I’m simply odd. I am interested in what some of you are saying.

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[monstersinthecosmos]

This is a really good thread.

[glompcat]

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

[seasonallydefective]

People be like, “It’s just my nature!” and excuse me but I genuinely believe you can do better

[captainclickycat]

Yeah some of the responses are so weird too because it's almost always people who are saying something deliberately inflammatory and insulting, but then they act shocked and wounded and defensive when they get the "fuck you" response. They pick a fight and then immediately start whining, not even because they lost, but because someone obliged them with a fight.

[captainclickycat]

It's like that thing where a kid relentlessly bullies the other kids around them but immediately runs off crying to the teacher the second anyone retaliates.

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[stupidpetface]

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[katebeckets]

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

[katebeckets]

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[toroidalearthtruther]

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[nylarac]

ok wait now i am curious

how high are you above sea level: low elevation edition

below sea level

0-25 feet

26-50 feet

51-100 feet

101-150 feet

151-200 feet

201-250 feet

Voting ended onJul 20

[animentality]

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[macskatudomany]

[talvin-muircastle]

[gryffindorcls]

Wow, I did not see that coming.

[newyorkthegoldenage]

A couple eats a hot dog from both ends, Coney Island, July 18, 1943.

Photo: Bettmann/Getty via Buzzfeed

[telltaletypist]

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

[telltaletypist]

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products