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she’s so regal….
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the princess deserves bug mouthparts + big fuckoff mandibles that all split apart when it yawns
she’s so regal….
Reminder about billionaires and corporations:
We, regular people, don't have to take their money directly in order to rip them to shreds
The thing about "their" money, is that it's in OUR pockets.
Build your own website. There are options for hosting, options for domains, and tons of free tools to make it where you can build a cute and functional website damn near for free
Grow food. Grow vegetables. I know next to nothing about plants and every plant in my house is alive. It's easier and less scary than you think and while you may not replace your ENTIRE diet with stuff you grow, you CAN reduce your grocery bill.
And reducing your bill?
To a giant corporation?
Oh they can't handle that. Using your free will in a way that reduces their profits might as well be stealing for how much they hate it
Walk places. Find a few places near you that you can walk to and try out getting there without a car if you can. You'll get some much needed sunshine, your muscles will get some work, your lungs will get fresh air.... even if you're literally shitposting the whole way there and the whole way back you will have made your life a little better and there's NOTHING a billionaire can do to stop you
But every person who does so, makes that billionaire poorer
When millions of us are walking, gardening, and hosting our own online homes??? Oh just SO many industries will feel it
They
Will
BEG
For you to sit down and scroll and stay on their site just a LITTLE bit more.
Fuck 'em. Let them die.
Buy two lemons, two limes, some strawberries, and some sugar
Bring it home
Wash it all
Cut the lemons and limes in half and squeeze them into a big pot or a giant bowl. Then throw the the skins in too. Fill it to cover the fruit with cold water and set aside.
Slice up the strawberries and throw them in a pot with some water and sugar. Measure with your heart.
Bring it to a low boil and then once it boils for like 30 seconds bring it to a simmer and stir occasionally. This, plus the sugar, will draw out the flavor of the strawberries.
After some amount of time once some of the water has evaporated and the liquid in the pot is slightly thicker, dump the whole pot into your big pot or bowl with the lemons and limes. Stir that whole mess up and taste it. It'll probably be way too sweet and way too sour
Here is the magic
Add water
No no
Add more
Taste it
Add more
Keep going until it tastes right
I've made GALLONS of strawberry lemonade like this and it's FUCKING GOOD
You think I'm done?
I'm not done. Because
you can reuse it
Filter out all that fruit from the juice you just made, get a sealable container with a wide mouth, (good time for a mason jar) put the fruit skins in there and fill it to the brim with water.
Throw that in the fridge for 12 hours and
You can probably make JUST AS MUCH AS THE FIRST BATCH
That's anywhere from one to like FOUR FUCKING GALLONS of juice from some fruit, some sugar, some effort, and some time
And the ingredients cost probably less than ONE liter or quart of juice
And if you do it right, it tastes massively fucking better
The billionaires money is already in YOUR pocket
All you have to do is keep it
Legit I know some of yall are bored out of your minds. You don't want to sell your time to some moron
So give your time to yourself
Yes yes they will get a tiny bit of money when you buy ingredients
But they will get MUCH LESS than if you bought their bullshit product™
And them getting LESS??? Oh they fucking hate that. They hate that more than you giving them nothing. Because it means you CHOSE to go to their store. You CHOSE to browse their products. You CHOSE to spend actual real money and give that money TO THEM.
They can deal with people refusing to give them anything. Once they lose you for a customer for good they just turn their attention elsewhere.
But when they've GOT YOU IN THEIR STORES and you aren't buying barely anything
That shit drives them INSANE because they spend so much goddamn money on advertising and designs and pictures and colors
Wait 6 months and watch everything start to shift inside the stores
I'm talking about grocery stores right now because that's the only goddamn thing I even spend money on and that's only because I fucking like being alive
But yeah don't spend money on a goddamn thing and watch the shape and size and price of the packages shift and watch the signs and the lettering get BIGGER and watch the sales get brighter and watch the ads get louder because corporations get DESPERATE when they keep earning less and less and less
I love you so much Mihai, adding a recipe in the middle of all this is just wonderful! all in all great post ^-^
to big decisions and new beginnings
time for another one of these things, and whoo damn is it a doozy. buckle up folks, we're in for a bumpy one.
mwah! You were a wonderful partner hun, addressing your needs is so important, mwah!
eels are the foxes of the sea
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fucks detected!
I've said it before and I'll say it AGAIN all fucks are GAY and TRANS i make the rules. LET HER IN already she looks so polite!!
Wimdy Fox!
Made this gem for my BIL for Christmas. 🤣
lets climb on mama
Clawing at you | source
What im learning is tumblr loves a "does this to you" type post
can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you
@queeerpuppy
Hmmm I know octopuses are generally sweet and gentle and are just curious sea puppies (and I love them!), that being said, the thoughts of being dragged by my feet by one of them into the deep and dark ocean is… safe to say new fear has been unlocked
Source
I had the privilege to watch the recent film " Remarkably Bright Creatures " on Netflix and absolutely loved it. You may say that it brought me here. Octopuses are some of the coolest beings on the planet without a doubt. Each arm can taste, touch, and even make decisions independently.
A Norway lobster passes a sea pen. Filmed in Norway. From Wild Skagerrak (2016).
Is this Norway Lobster dialed in or dilly dallying?
Dialed in
Dilly dallying
#she turns heads everywhere she goes
#even the sea pen is entranced by norway lobster
#lobster struts oast with such aura that the humble seapen can’t help but turn and watch
Eat up girls, I prepared this platter for you ^-^ Aww silly, you gotta eat if you wanna get your boobs bigger, plus dont they all just look so good? Good girl, thank you for eating
it fucken WIMDY
At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.
@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.
I really need a feminised edit of Wimdy Fox but… I don’t think foxes have any visible secondary sex characteristics. Hmm.
oh fuck yes
we’re turning you into a cute foxgirl. whether you like it or not. but based on how blushy you just got i’m assuming you like it.
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Cool expression i just learned
YES, LITERALLY YES!!!! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN, I WANT 2 BITE U BC I RLLY LIKE U OR I NEED YOU!!!!! LIKE, UNDERSTAND PLEAAASSEEEE😭😭😭
People will say that trans women are dangerous and then you meet one and she’s just some girl named Luna who hasn’t had a hug in twenty years
I could use a hug fr
hugging you hun!!! hugs hugs hugs