Grip My Fifty

Pop my pussy n name me larry

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Howls moving castle nsfw remake called "Twinks Moving Thongstrap"

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California Condor

VS.

Carolina "Condor"

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Iowa Staters, have you ever considered the ecological impacts of 801 day?

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Jesus christ, it's fuckin crayons and cave paintings in this shit-hole

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*throws up in front of you* betta fish don't understand what Halloween is.

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Now introducing: TOP BARBIE

Comes with her very own STRAP and HANDCUFFS

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ornithologist diagnoses all cockatoos with BPD

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TERFS be like "eww babe! Your tiktok page is looking so AMAB"

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sorry babe! I can't have sex with you right now. I'm too busy admiring my 20-gallon long low-tech planted aquarium

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nobody ubderstands the bond between a girl and her vacuum cleaner

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Male to Male Resucitation

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TERFS be like "I gotta eat loose cat food outta my pocket"

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TERFS are insane bc they'll be like "trans men will never be real men because they experience what it's like to be a woman" and then trans men will be down astronomical like "yeah babe, I picked up your Ruth gader Binsburg limited edition tampons today, I love her such an icon. BTW, ur pussy is mad grippy todayy

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STOP and THINK.. don't be a TWINK

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bitch named laryngitis

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*runs sand through fingers* "sifty"

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I love riding around in my girlfriend's car. It makes me feel like one of those chihuahuas that were always getting toted around in some chick's purse during the early 2000s