You Will Not Be Delicious

Food that I managed to talk myself out of eating

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I hate you stop looking at me.

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:( there was nothing I couldn't talk myself out of eating today. :( :( :(

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At this stage, it's roundabout the only thing in my kitchen that I haven't eaten but oh well. At least I didn't eat this too. /hangs head

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Literally ran from the kitchen yelling NO NO NO NO NO NO. Came back after putting my retainers on to take the photo.

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Bet it's dry and too sweet and not salty enough. Black coffee is all I need. Also too hot to eat.

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The last serving of muddy buddies. No, icing sugar-dusted crispy pockets of peanut butter are TOO SWEET AND NOT DELICIOUS.

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25g (~140kcal) of Ritter Sport (milk chocolate w hazelnuts), which I didn’t eat to “top up my deficit” when I found out last night that I HAVE BEEN STARVING MYSELF AND UNDEREATING THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR INACCURATE MACROS, INTERNET. Bet it tasted of cling film anyway. 😕

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Delicious soy-mirin braised salmon thingy that I made for L. I’ve already had my own dinner and stole a tiny taste but I didn’t steal any more.

I’m sure the rest of it was tainted with the gross mushrooms I made for her anyway. 🙅🏻

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Okay, bit of a fail for my first post since it’s hard to make boxed cereal look bad but I did NOT buy this today, even though I really wanted to.