Overly Sarcastic FemHawke

A Romantic Fantasy writer, ACOTAR Fanfic binger and abstract art painter. Work in tech, married to an Archaeologist and have a toddler. I need caffeine.

[bloodofelves]

SPIRITED AWAY 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[antipinkkitten]

"I finally learned that I could have empathy for my mother… However, I didn’t have to love her"

[antipinkkitten]

“Now I knew that while Martha may have created this monster, I was the one who kept acting on it. I was the one who gave it power.”

Through (dis)Honest Eyes - Meghan Saint, pg.124

[imakuni]

so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

[digital-meat]

“Sorry kid this will shave 10 minutes off my run”

[companionquest]

good morning to 40 year olds who act 80, bisexual terrorists, autistic empaths, insomniac assassins, and everyone else who’s got the spirit

[meghansaint]

🥇 Congrats, you win the Trauma Olympics.

(Participation was very much not optional.)

One of the exclusive sticker designs from my upcoming book, Through (Dis)Honest Eyes—a dark romantic comedy about masking, meltdown, and finally saying the thing you’re not supposed to say.

If you’ve ever laughed through a breakdown or trauma-dumped with a smile on your face… you’re probably the target audience.

💌 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/meghansaint/through-dishonest-eyes-for-the-too-much-girls

[antipinkkitten]

me collecting gold medals for generational trauma like it’s Pokémon

also me: 

[meghansaint]

✨ I wrote a book. It’s a little funny, a little devastating, and probably too honest.

Through (dis)Honest Eyes is a dark romantic comedy about burnout, betrayal, and the blurred line between being seen and being exposed. If you’ve ever cried in your car, fallen in love with the wrong person, or tried to fix yourself into someone likable—this one’s for you.

I’m self-publishing this fall, and I’m running a Kickstarter to fund the final production (editing, formatting, printing, the works). If you want to read it, support it, or just quietly cheer from the shadows—you can join the Kickstarter notification list here:

👉 Kickstarter Pre-Launch Page

You can also read the first three chapters now:

📖 Read them here

There will be:

📕 Signed & annotated editions

📚 Bookmarks with unhinged quotes

💔 Vinyl stickers full of emotional damage

💌 Your name in the acknowledgements

(And probably my tears, but I promise not to charge extra for those.)

[antipinkkitten]

✨ this book means the world to me. I’ve poured so much of myself into it—grief, rage, hope, and way too many sticky notes. if you’ve ever felt like too much and not enough at the same time, Through (dis)Honest Eyes might hit you where it hurts. in a good way.

please check it out, or share if you can 💜

👉 Kickstarter Pre-Launch Page

You can also read the first three chapters now:

📖 Read them here

[meghansaint]

I am an unpublished indie author working on my debut novel - Through Honest Eyes.

This book is:

• 40% unresolved family trauma

• 30% kissing someone you maybe shouldn’t

• 20% Midwestern passive-aggression

• and 10% aggressively specific snack references

You’ll like it if you’ve ever:

• apologized for crying by making a joke too dark for the group chat

• emotionally disassociated in a Walgreens

• wanted to set your childhood house on fire for ✨closure✨

• wished your ex-boyfriend would just say the thing already

Robert, the love interest? Emotionally repressed Midwestern man who owns exactly three shirts and would die for you but won’t admit he’s sad.

Bree, the main character? Spiraling in a grocery store. Again.

Jean? Picture if rage had a favorite lipstick.

I made a family tree because keeping track of the Novak-Soot siblings and their collective breakdowns was a full-time job. If that sounds like your kind of chaos, I’m looking for a few alpha readers who are down for emotionally feral vibes and flawed characters who sometimes make the wrong choice on purpose.

Also: it’s not autobiographical. Except for all the parts that are.

No sign-up pressure. Just click if you’re nosy. You know you are.

A darkly funny, raw journey through love, lies, and self-discovery. Can Brianna survive when honesty is her biggest threat?

[antipinkkitten]

Reposting on my fun side because I don’t just reshare Dragon Age memes… I also write shit.

[jack-of-blades]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[catasters]

[mostlycatsmostly]

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

[charlesoberonn]

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

[catgirl-bartender]

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

[meghansaint]

Discover Whispers of Shadows and Gold, where magic and romance collide. Follow Avelina’s journey through intrigue, dark secrets, and sorcery

Hey, Artist friends - Do you have any recommendations or have the time to do some commissioned art for me? I want to create some visuals for my work-in-progress to help people understand my vision and tell the tale. Let me know if anyone is interested, and we can discuss costs! <3

[antipinkkitten]

Resharing on personal for a wider group!

[welcometoyouredoom]

[allwaswellllll]

Saw this on Instagram and it SCREAMS Elain & Lucien.

[omegarelayy-deactivated20240826]

me unfortunately

[ejoym]

This is my Act 3 experience in a nutshell.

[antipinkkitten]

Finally start writing a new chapter to “Walking into the Daylight,” aaaaaaaaaaaaand, food poisoning. As soon as I’m no longer dying, I’ll be back lol

[lavenderprose]

Big fan of the culmination of the Inquisitor/Cullen romance being they settle down with a dog somewhere in Ferelden. I enjoy imagining that there's more to their story, and the Trespasser post-credits implies as much, but it's hilarious to imagine like. Oh a nice couple just moved in next door. They're an objectively very normal looking sort of guy with Strong Silent Type vibes and his wife THE INQUISITOR. The HERALD of ANDRASTE. Like oh hello Cullen From Next Door and your lovely wife THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. It's so nice to meet you. Would you like some canapés. No please do not show me the scar where the Ancient Elven God you befriended and then fought cut off your arm.