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The future Queen Elizabeth, age 19, writes to her half-brother King Edward VI shortly before his death in 1553. The power struggle following the death of the 15-year-old King would lead to the 9-day reign of Lady Jane Grey and her eventual beheading.

MS Typ 686

Houghton Library, Harvard University

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Hephaestion: babe come over

Alexander: i can’t illyria is in revolt

Hephaestion: i’m wearing my patroclus outfit ;)

Alexander:

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Ancient Greece in history class: Democracy, Plato, the Olympic Games, happy shiny people, the Gods, togas, the Parthenon, fancy pottery

Actual ancient Greece: War, tyranny, war, war, pottery with scenes you admittedly might not want to show a classroom of teenagers, murder, wine, trash-talking, coup d’états, war WAR WAR

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MORE MYTHS!

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#amazing

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i’m gonna be honest, whenever i’m feeling kinda meh, one thing that will always cheer me up is imagining ancient romans speaking with ridiculous southern united states accents

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please imagine cicero addressing the senate with “well howwwwwwdy, y’all”

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instead of catullus 16 beginning with “pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo” it starts off with “bless your hearts, furius and aurelius”

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augustus reads ovid’s poetry and exiles him on the grounds that “it ain’t right”

and honestly i would love to hear “y’all’d’ve” come out of any of the ancients’ mouths

#it just ain't right #yes #and i'd say it should be #the 'just' is important

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When the Achaeans come to ask Odysseus to join them at Troy

And he’s like

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A kit created by one of London’s most prominent bookbinders to demonstrate the various stages of the binding process, from loose folded sheets to finished gilt leather binding. The sheet on the back in the final image provides a template for the gold tooling.

Bookbinding: a practical demonstration by Sangorski and Sutcliffe, in six stages, 1927.

B 6205.767

Houghton Library, Harvard University

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Zeus and women

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Armenian Gospels (1504)

This manuscript Gospel book in Armenian is one of the most amazing and beautiful pieces in our collection. It includes three Evangelist portraits (Mark pictured above) and is full of gorgeous decorations. In particular, note the initials formed of long-necked birds.

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I've spent four years becoming qualified enough to crawl around the lab on my hands and knees looking for the carbonized seed I just dropped.

Archaeology, University of Pennsylvania

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"Aeneas makes some questionable decisions and wanders around the Mediterranean like a drunk person." -- Vergil and also my Roman Archaeology professor

it’s so accurate

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honestly i wish that the ancients had smartphones because i would’ve loved to see their ridiculous selfies…like “just crossed the rubicon! @pompeiusmagnus see you soon #aleaiactaestbitches #hopemyhairlooksokay #nofilter”

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maecenas would take so many and i would like to see each one. also he probably spends like 3 hours a day on instagram.

petronius also would take a lot but like half of them would have nero on his public instagram account. he has a private account (if thats possible) where hes like lmao do u all??? see this???? are u seeing this the man has grown out his neckbeard somehow WORSE i think u all need 2 come here n hold me.

meanwhile varius makes one for him and all his friends but its mostly just him n marsus (i just Know he would be for this) n propertius whenever he wants to Impress Girls or st.

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My friends and I were discussing this in the car over the weekend, actually, since one of the people I know does an Ancients On Social Media assignment for her Latin class.

Someone suggested Antony’s Tinder profile as a possible interpretation of the assignment, to which I replied “‘scuse u, you mean his Ashley Madison profile” and that is pretty much it, that is pretty much the story.

I know exactly how I would be suspended if I was a high school student in my friend’s class, now.