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the economy is in shambles…i don’t know

One of the cutest things about having dwarfs and standards is seeing them sleep side by side - in this case I was doing intros (hense the small cage) and Blueberry and Toast chose the CUTEST spooning position! Which of these girls do you think ruled the cage (hint: It wasn't Blueberry!)?

agenderss

i cannot tell you how comforting the smell of ghormeh sabzi is to me. it's sauteed herbs (parsley + cilantro + chives + fenugreek) and browned onions and toasted cardamom and dried persian limes. nothing else in the world smells as good as this!!

agenderss

this is the stew all done!

other ingredients not listed above: olive oil, garlic, turmeric, red kidney beans, lime juice, saffron dissolved in rose water

had it all the time growing up at my best friend's house. i think their family made it with ground beef. my friend and i would put it on burger buns like sloppy joes lol

aevris

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit

kinuko

42beanbag

on the off chance anyone has actually paid for Tumblr premium can you please tell me what on earth Tumblr patio is and what madness is described in the sentence 'scroll all your feeds at once'

whatifchilchuckwasadog

clonehub

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

clonehub

Guess who's being the most annoying on this post

clonehub

this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD

sabertoothwalrus

if they want to make ace attorney more believably set in LA they need to include

Sweet James

as a character

sabertoothwalrus

I need to see Edgeworth stuck in traffic on I-5 getting angry he keeps seeing his bitter rival 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 on all the billboards. capcom are you listening

sabertoothwalrus

as of a couple months go all the 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 billboards have started including this Other Guy and I refuse to look up who he is and instead I’ve just been coming up with my own lawyer yaoi lore and that 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 is softlaunching his new relationship

sunlightinthevoid

Otamashimai

queer-of-swords

The artist has a personal website here and an instagram here for more pseudo-traditional hamster goodness!

navysealt4t

i was just scrolling through petfindr as i do and look at who i found

they’re beautiful.

legendoftherisingtide

cruelfeast

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

summerf0x

Pikmin from the Pikmin’s pov is incredibly funny. Imagine you’re in a small group of people in the woods and you’re on the verge of starvation when all of a sudden Bigfoot comes out of the trees and gives you food in exchange for helping him collect some giant scrap in the woods. He can speak a couple of words like “follow me” and “get that”, but otherwise he’s incomprehensible and his main way of keeping you safe from predators is either by throwing you at them or beating the shit out of them with his bare hands. It’s a really weird situation for all of you but hey you’re getting fed and at least it’ll make for a really entertaining story if anyone believes you. You help Bigfoot rebuild his giant house that can fly, and once you’ve gotten all of his pieces he waves goodbye and leaves in said giant house. You assume he’s gone forever, and move on with your life with fond memories of your brief time under Bigfoot’s leadership. A couple days later, he comes back. You know who’s with him? Another Bigfoot. I’d lose my mind.

lifeafterpsychiatry

Like we have commodified human connection to a degree where if you go beyond smalltalk you're oversharing and if you talk too deeply about your life you're traumadumping and if you get visibly upset you're manipulative and if you care too much you're codependent and if you want to talk about anything heavy you're expected to go hire a therapist because your friends shouldn't have to deal with that stuff and yet we're all sitting around wondering why so many people are lonely...