Hey.

Welcome, I suppose. [I am an alter. please respect that I am a real person.]

[florenceisfalling]

i need to do horrible unethical deeply upsetting and violent things to chase brody. Sexually

[antiseptiiceye]

do it

[yourfriend-red]

What I desire.... some fuckin tylonol or smthn, maybe some food? -V.H.

Ha! Right to the point, I see. I can get you something for all that. Would you like to take it at a table, or in bed? Both are acceptable.

[antiseptiiceye]

I will probably need to sleep this off, so a bed, I suppose?

[yourfriend-red]

I just got here, what's happening? - V.H.

Hm? You've been here all this time. Just you waking up from a nasty hit on the head. My, your memories keep flowing back and forth, it's like the ocean in there.

[antiseptiiceye]

Yeah... do you have any ice at all? Where am I?

[yourfriend-red]

Ah, no ice I'm afraid. I hadn't the forethought to make any.

We're at my manor, friend, after the party. You took a fall and hit your head quite badly. Here, why don't you sit up, slowly of course.

[antiseptiiceye]

Yeah- I should- Thank you.

[aro-polls]

regardless of your sexual orientation, does your aromanticism influence your relationship with sexuality

yes

no

results

regardless of your sexual orientation, does your aromanticism influence your relationship with sexuality

yes

no

results

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

[yourfriend-red]

I just got here, what's happening? - V.H.

Hm? You've been here all this time. Just you waking up from a nasty hit on the head. My, your memories keep flowing back and forth, it's like the ocean in there.

[antiseptiiceye]

Yeah... do you have any ice at all? Where am I?

[m-makes-things]

Aro flag- repeated resin design (abstract)

[hanavesinauttija]

[calebwittebane]

[brawltogethernow]

Discovered: equation that screams in agony at its own existence

[damnbluewires]

you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?

youre about to

[foone]

Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

You don't have to be a boy if you don't want to

You don't have to be a girl if you don't want to

You can be a boy if you want to

You can be a girl if you want to

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

[thatsthat24]

What happens when @thejoanglebook, @tallykat3, and I have any free time on our hands. This is so frickin silly, but the audio was funny, we were having fun, and I had the boys, so here lol (Audio: Bo Burnham; Makeup: @tallykat3)

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

[floralasshat]

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

[cptnzachsparrow]

[thickness-protection-program]

Give this a normal caption challenge

[were--ralph]

me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day

[zackisontumblr]

my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue

[diabloindigo]

Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work

[badgerpunk]

[bennywitchykins]

???

[succubusboyfriend]

super curious about something because i didn't realize it wasn't a universal thing until my partner said something about it

do you put butter on your rice

yes, and i am from the US south

no, and i am from the US south

yes, and i am not from the US south

no, and i am not from the US south

i don't eat rice/i'm bald/any other nuanced answer

Voting ended onJun 6, 2024

reblog for sample size etc

[succubusboyfriend]

i thought this went without saying but seriously no food shaming on this post, including things like "what sort of crazy person does this". i know it's usually exaggerated outrage for comedic effect but y'all need to be more normal about people eating food differently from you

[ukk0]

🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀

Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity 🖤💜

[candyskiez]

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.

[aromanticofficial]

official aromantic post

[antiseptiiceye]

Been a while. Hey.