I love the fan invention that Cliff and Ilya get a little gay with it sometimes because it mirrors the popular interpretation that Hayden wants to fuck Shane but will never act on those desires. Like Cliff is calling them ‘brojobs’ & not even thinking twice about his heteroflexible label even when he jerks off to the memory of Ilya’s tongue on his slit meanwhile Hayden is staring at Shane’s lips while he gives his pre-game Captain speech fantasizing about what it would be like to just kiss him just once. And he’s putting himself in the straight shame torture chamber about it












