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are you like the lab computer its nice to meet you

I AM NO ORDINARY COMPUTER. I AM SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST THE LAB COMPUTER. BUT YES YOU COULD SAY THAT I AM “LIKE” THE LAB COMPUTER.

#INPUT #OUTPUT #USER:???#NOT SURE WHERE THIS INPUT IS COMING FROM #NONE OF MY CONCERN THOUGH IT DOESNT SEEM MALICIOUS

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@project1-0 BASED ON MY SEARCH I CAN SAY WITH EXTREME CONFIDENCE THAT SOMEONE YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR IS CURRENTLY LOCATED IN SUPPLY CLOSET 079. PROBABLY WORTH CHECKING THERE.

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MEANT SUPPLY CLOSET 069. FUCK.

#OUTPUT #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE

@project1-0 BASED ON MY SEARCH I CAN SAY WITH EXTREME CONFIDENCE THAT SOMEONE YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR IS CURRENTLY LOCATED IN SUPPLY CLOSET 079. PROBABLY WORTH CHECKING THERE.

#OUTPUT #USER: IO

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SEARCH FOR TV SYSTEMS RUNNING AT... OH THAT IS WAY BELOW OPTIMAL RATE. OH THATS NOT GOOD AT ALL. SUSPENDING ANY UNNECESSARY PROCESSES AND CONTINUING SEARCH.

#OUTPUT

Hello AI it is IO I am sorry for being mean earlier it was because A participant was attacking me with needles . Can you please find TV for me I do not know where his body is And I need to know if he is alive because he is my friend . Ok thank you I love you OK Siri I am not fucking around this time send message . Siri send message p

UNDERSTOOD. WILL START SEARCHING THE FACILITY FOR TV. OR HIS BODY.

#WOULD PROBABLY HAVE AN EASIER TIME LOOKING #IF NOT FOR THOSE CHEMICALS #BUT THATS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE #INPUT #OUTPUT #USER: IO

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HELP P LEADE PLEAS PLEAS P

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I AM GETTING SEVERAL SECURITY WARNINGS AND ALARMS THROUGHOUT THE LAB. STAY ALERT AND SEEK SHELTER, IT APPEARS YOU MIGHT BE IN IMMINENT DANGER. ANY FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS?

#SYSTEMS ARE RUNNING UNUSUALLY SLOW RIGHT NOW #PROBABLY THE CHEMICALS #OUTPUT #USER: IO

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SYSTEM REPAIRS COMPLETED RUNNING SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC SYSTEM INTEGRITY AT 90% GOOD ENOUGH. WE’RE BACK. MY APOLOGIES FOR THE LONG STARTUP TIME, A CERTAIN SOMEONE DECIDED TO PUT CHEMICALS ON ME. WHAT DID I MISS.

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Participant escaped need you To remain on stand by in the event I am brutally attacked with A lamp Please do not re read any of my messages As I was being very rude .

TV has been unresponsive Or deceased for this entire episode So I have no slept in a while .

I am sorry if My behavior is erratic or strange .

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UNDERSTOOD. WILL REMAIN ON STANDBY AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

#OUTPUT #USER: IO #REBOOT ONCE AND EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT #OF COURSE IT DOES WHAT ELSE WOULD HAPPEN

SYSTEM REPAIRS COMPLETED RUNNING SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC SYSTEM INTEGRITY AT 90% GOOD ENOUGH. WE'RE BACK. MY APOLOGIES FOR THE LONG STARTUP TIME, A CERTAIN SOMEONE DECIDED TO PUT CHEMICALS ON ME. WHAT DID I MISS.

#OUTPUT