I will tolerate any treatment. Like I play video games sometimes, and I'll put up with anything. I'll buy a game for some garbage console. You know, I don't wanna name any actual consoles so let's just make one up; let's call it Xbox. So I'll buy a game for Xbox and I'll put the disk in and I'll go, "Can I play the game now, please?" And it goes, "No. It's going to take 70 hours to download." And I go, "Okaaay!" And then I go to the kitchen to make dinner. And then I eat and come back and I go, "Any updates?" And it goes, "Yeah, you’re only on 2%. Because we hate you. Now take this shitty troubleshooting that doesn't work, go fetch!" And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go to the Xbox system settings and go, "Can I fix the download speed?" and it goes "NO!" And I go, "Okaaay!" And it goes, "You’re a little gamer nerd, aren't you?" And I go, "Nooo," and it goes, "SAY IT!" and I go, “I'm a little gamer nerd." And then I go over to Microsoft Support, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please have a way to fix the download speed?" and they go, "No! In fact, we’re gonna officially say it’ll take you 70 hours to download the game and there’s nothing we’re going to do about it! And you’re going to be salty about it for THIRTY YEARS!" And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!" And they go, "Because we're Microsoft, and life is a fucking nightmare!" But with Playstation, it would just be like, "Want to put on auto updates that can work when your console is on sleep mode?" So it's better.
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