EVERY ANT POST

SEND ME EVERY ANT POST PLEASE. ARCHIVING THEM.

[antposting]

header credit: https://antsscandinavia.com/product/warning-loose-ants-sticker/

original post/art tag: #picnic basket original

rb w/ commentary tag: #community food share

this is a blog run by one guy and i forget tags all the time. i can't update tags on some old posts without also adding commentary, or by reblogging again and deleting my original reblog. because of this both "ant video" and "ant videos" are used as a videos tag. there might be other inconsistencies with tagging, descriptions, transcriptions, etcetera

[jetix]

Ants pot by Bradley Macom, 2023

[taraxippos]

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[trobbioshusband]

Uncharacteristicly good pictures from my phone camera of this Formica exsectoides specimen! There was a crab spider on the same plant as well but I haven't research on them yet so once I do, I'll post em!

[antposting]

theres a colony of ants living inside my apartment (possibly in the walls or floor bc they seem to come out from corners) and i've been seeing the winged ones more often as its been getting warmer. especially the drones. 2023 was the last time i saw winged ants, so i feel lucky seeing them again

when i was a kid we had an ant infestation and i liked to watch them all make lines across the house and keep track of what they were doing. the winged ones are honestly a pretty sight!

[adastrabbit]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[antposting]

i personally refer to all ants as she/her, including drones. its not really she/her like "female" but more she/her like a boat.

this is awesome. i personally think ants should use ant/ants (or no pronouns) and i don't really think of them as having pronouns which sounds crazy out loud so i usually use whatever lol

[antposting]

i fucken love ants thank u for this blog keep up the good work

awesome thank u <3 i have been lacking lately but rest assured ants haunt my life so they will be here

[giftofgabber]

*grimly like the leafcutter ant*

[antposting]

HYPERNOVA VS A DYING ANT

[antposting]

this is my 2,000th post!

[antposting]

HYPERNOVA VS A DYING ANT

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

I think Nicole's new arms are SO fun.

[wifehaver103947]

now she can grab the high value ants that are most deep in the catacombs of the colony which are known to boast the highest nutritional density and caloric value out of all the ants in the anthill

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[hardwrench]

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

[daily-plushie]

Tony Ant - Charlie Bears

[pinnipurr]

Ants are always like oh shiit you have a thing? You left your Thing there i've always wanted that. And can all my friends come also