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READ MY BIO bio coming soon 7/8/1997 At LEAST follow back. 💚Green💚 My fav¡

[jeanelaine]

Resident Evil Village (2021) dir. Morimasa Sato

[yo-its-matt]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[memehumor]

A Noble Quest

[thequantumqueer]

[jaubaius]

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

[thefloatingstone]

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

[thenorthship]

or for me, see how big of a pervert they are

[veryfunnymemes]

[kyojinsenshu]

Me and sis gotta link up for a double date sometime 😍🤙🏾

[black-jeangrey-deactivated20220]

Yooo let’s link up for a group date 🤘🏾

[anyaithesaiyan]

Can we join?

[westindianjawn-deactivated20200]

I’m with the shit 🙌🏽

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

Black women and anime!! 😍😍😍

[fuckyoustaff]

Can we join??

[wu-tangz]

This post has the best energy ever

[thewomandiaries1984]

Spikeeee.

[quellingqualms]

😍

[unfriendlyblackhotty]

I love black girls that love anime too 💕💕

[babyanimalgifs]

Turtle enjoying a nice morning stretch 

(via)

[africanoh]

“do you have tumblr?”

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[kylofawks]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU ‘HI’ AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[babyanimalgifs]

Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky.

[bevismusson]

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it makes me happy every time.

[thehappysorceress]

Same.

[silencewhippersnapper]

i bawled watching this

[nomercles]

I love that she’s raising a pack of puppycats now.

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[animentality]

My spirit bird.

[soysaucethot]

i forgot this shit existed and im happy I found it again

[kazytka]

Corvids seem similar to cat’s in the no fuckes given category , except there not satisfied whit just sleeping all day and throwing the occasional coffee mug off a table. No they want to actively fuck whit you. Non of that passive aggressive stuff. . Its the cats gremlin Dna spliced whit a dogs energy , warped in a black silky tux  because fuck yeh evil is in style. 

[antwon32jackson]

Happy star wars day #maythe4thbewithyou https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ywLBDpoNFJHwbLAqEOZkTcIolsG5p4NK_0FM0/?igshid=u40k3gdjgejo

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[blancosmom]

[travitrav]

Yoooooo!!! 👀👀👀

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

I never knew I needed something so badly until this

[oxfordsandafros]

[totheonedegree]

Yes yes

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

WORD

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

A dark night at the museum

[king-emare]

Lol yall must’ve never seen tales from the hood 2

Cuz that’s exactly what happened

[antwon32jackson]

Yesterday was pretty darn great¡ I made a new best friend (longest phone call I've had in years), I donated food, and I accepted 15 more followers. I now post Kik memes to celebrate¡¡ https://www.instagram.com/p/B-ObTNqJiIA2Mw4dOZnVplgNVPVWcA6s4sRr5k0/?igshid=twnwym1vaow

[antwon32jackson]

So far my WHOLE day as been a absolute bombardment of let downs and overall disappointments. Here are so Kik meme you might enjoy to brighten the gloomy day . (I think EVERYONE WILL ESPECIALLY LIKE THE LAST SLIDE/MEME) https://www.instagram.com/p/B97Vvw7J9pNGgGDAlWuuu3I3j2R1fG6YWa5U-s0/?igshid=ngjnh254t7p7