I don’t know or care. I miss my bed, pleeeease Dad.
Don't do that to me! I can feel your pout from here. Ugh. Look, I'll call your counsellor person in the morning, alright?
Are you not havin' fun, Jack?

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@anunkindnessoflucas
I don’t know or care. I miss my bed, pleeeease Dad.
Don't do that to me! I can feel your pout from here. Ugh. Look, I'll call your counsellor person in the morning, alright?
Are you not havin' fun, Jack?
Mister broody is brooding. That one’s a shocker.
Yeah, well. My pretty girl is still pretty, so you can't expect me to change either.
I’m here, daddy.
Tedd-..
Is that like... a kink or something?
I miss you too, come take us home?
Am I even allowed to do that?
So.
Where are my kids?
I miss you.
—. I think I’ve been working too much
Then maybe you need a day off, Hales.
Got temporarily lost in the woods
No? I mentioned I was having trouble listing my friends, but that wasn’t because there was so many
Oh! I misunderstood. Sorry, Zoe.
Anyway, I don't think you should go out alone anymore.
Got temporarily lost in the woods
I was going to, but I couldn’t find any of my friends and so I figured I could go out on my own and I got distracted, anyway, I made it out alive.
Weren't you just talking the other day about how you had a bazillion friends?
Got temporarily lost in the woods
turns out all trees do kind of look alike
You didn't take anyone with you?
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LUKE: You could..pretend? No, no they don't. Perhaps in the dark it looked like something it wasn't.
Ted: Okay, I'll pretend. It'd be cool if we suddenly had monkeys.
LUKE: Yeah, I think monkeys could be cool. :)
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LUKE: Usually it's Beth or Grace's friends.... Or Peyton. Maybe it was a raccoon or something.
Ted: I wanted to be the first one. Raccoons don't look like monkeys, Mr. Scott.
LUKE: You could..pretend? No, no they don't. Perhaps in the dark it looked like something it wasn't.
Empty house.
Anything involving reading is fun on my standards
To be honest, I’m not really sure. I saw a paper a few days ago with the dates but I lost it.
I completely agree.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was handed the paper, but I seem to have misplaced it. Peyt probably took it to work.
Empty house.
Hm. Mom said something completely different along the lines of her being the house was empty.
You know, that really doesnt surprise me.
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LUKE: No, it's alright, Bud. I guess I should be used to that term. So what are you wondering about monkeys for?
Ted: Do people call you that a lot? I thought I saw one in the woods.
LUKE: Usually it's Beth or Grace's friends.... Or Peyton. Maybe it was a raccoon or something.
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Ted: Sorry?
LUKE: No, it's alright, Bud. I guess I should be used to that term. So what are you wondering about monkeys for?
Empty house.
I knew it.
Aunt Peyton is awesome. I would miss her too
Yeah, yeah. I come by it honestly.
When are you kids due back?
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Luke: Remind me again why you have my number, Teddy.
Ted: Because you're a DILF, sir.
Luke: ........... Teddy.