[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[omgcheckplease]

John Rich & The Big Picture, my first prose novel, is complete, and you can read all of it now on okjohnrich.site until July 25th. ✏️

[omgcheckplease]

Putting it AO3-terms to honor its original male character/original male character origins:

Rating: Explicit Category: M/M Fandom: original work, Check Please! Relationships: Tyler Hughes/John Rich Additional Tags: enemies to friends to lovers, idiots in love, slow burn, everyone knows but them, a surprising amount of garfield lore, new york city, the-devil-wears-prada adjacent, viral youtube romance, love in your early twenties, romcom emphasis on the comedy words: 99,000 chapters: 21/21 (complete!) comments: 1,562 comments!! hits: 171, 709 >>> start here ✏️

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[constantinnen]

welcome to bikini bottom

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[poison-ivy-im-far-from-good]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[griminfo2]

[dimissus-blog]

sonné

[julienbakr]

A truth, a prophecy. Are they crazy to believe? Or would it be crazy not to? Because this story, is a love story. A love story that unites two worlds and brings peace to the universe

[andlatitude]

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[ostatnirobak]

Wait what happend

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride

[happy-xy]

Quinze Dias (2026) Directed by Daniel Lieff

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible