🔪Queer and Spicy🌸

remade my account. this blog is inactive.

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[bbwpizzahut]

[egberts]

mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew. 

[transpunkspacejunk]

my bf orders mtn dew at restaurants and the whole time wr eating the atmosphere around him shimmers cause hes fuckin with the liminal veil

[thoracs]

my cat when i refill her food bowl: ……..

my cat when i drop a candy wrapper on the floor:

[m-korlan]

[contraception-deactivated202011]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[whattblackparadise]

metamorphic or igneous

[sunflowercocoa]

neither, dwayne the

[nicejewishguy]

why are 18 year olds so stupid

[starshinie]

excuse you i’m almost 22 and i’m still a fucking moron

[botanicalmartian-deactivated-de]

First you BUILD robot

then you KISS robot

[botanicalmartian-deactivated-de]

no!!!!!!!!!

[super-metroid]

claims to be pro sleep 

stays awake anyway

[ghoulchurch]

DONT BELIEVE ME? LOOK AT MY RESUME!

THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF

JACKIN OFF

[cheaphalloweencostume]

reddit thread: what was your school’s “incident”

[descentts]

[pinkprettycure]

my fave neoboard posts

“go weave a basket”

“dont lie to me on these neopets”

“i feel God in this neoboard tonight”

“grow up this is neopets”

“i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior ”

[angelicgarnet-moved]

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

[legendofthesevenstars-deactivat]

[anxious--agender-blog]

me: *gets jumpscared by a toaster*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Best thing about winter if you forgot leftovers in the car you can still eat them the next day

[timothy-rimjob-deactivated20201]

who will win:

a carefully constructed campaign

1 (one) chaotic neutral character

[kaiayame]